Yeah, this is a collection of all the bell works I did for English class.  Some are dumb and some are weird and a lot make no sense.  Yeah.... Also, will probably be REALLY long.  LONGER THAN THE CANNIBAL RESTAURANT ONE.  Just a heads-up.  ALSO, bold is ME me talking, not the bell work or something.

(OVER 8000 WORDS LONG)

August 26, 2016

Write a narrative scene that involves a ball of yarn, a stick of butter, and a trampoline. Minimum length: 15 sentences.

(Insert Good Title Here)

Matthew was jumping on his trampoline one day when his brother, Rick, came out. Matthew didn't really like Rick because he would constantly tease him about his obsession. He obsessed over balls of yarn. No, he wasn't a cat. Rick had a ball of yarn in his hand. It took all of Matthew's willpower to not stop jumping. To make things worse, Rick threw the ball of yarn at Matthew. Matthew's eyes widened and he caught the ball, his obsessive behavior taking over. He began tossing the ball of yarn around, but he had a super hard time catching it. It felt slippery. Matthew stopped and smelled the ball of yarn then gagged. Rick had used a stick of butter on it! Rick knew Matthew hated butter! He growled angrily and threw the ball of yarn at the back of Rick as Rick walked back inside. Rick stopped and laughed before continuing his journey. Little did Matthew know that Rick had done that and kept doing that to all his balls of yarn until his obsession was gone.

August 29, 2016

Rank'em: Rank your top five favorite pizza toppings. Explain why your number one on the list is your favorite.

Top 5 Pizza Toppings

Mushrooms

Mushrooms are my favorite because...I...I'm not actually so sure why. I just think mushrooms taste really good. They're soft and squishy and still taste good.

Sausage

Pepperoni

Cheese

Beef

August 30, 2016

Rank'em: Rank your top favorite five movies of all time. Explain why your number one on the list is your favorite.

Top 5 Movies

Howl's Moving Castle

I like this movie because the girl is made into an old woman and throughout the movie, without her realizing it, she gets younger again since the oldness was a curse.

Ponyo

Spirited Away

My Neighbor, Totoro

Castle In The Sky

All of them seem to be Studio Ghibli movies....  Huh.  Weird.

August 31, 2016

Rank'em: Rank your top favorite five cartoons of all time. Explain why your number one on the list is your favorite.

Top 5 Cartoons

Howl's Moving Castle

It's a really good animated movie that tries to portray that looks aren't everything, but rather that the heart reflects what you truly are. Sophie was just an old woman at heart, never wanting to have fun.

Ponyo

Spirited Away

My Neighbor, Totoro

Castle In The Sky

Woooow...I literally just repeated the movie one.  Real cheap, past me, real cheap.  >:(

September 1, 2016

Rank'em: Rank your top five WORST musical artists/groups. Explain why number one is the worst.

5 Worst Musical Groups/Artists

Nirvana

They just SCREAM ALL THE TIME. I HATE THAT!

Miley Cyrus

Megan Trainor

Adele

Justin Bieber

And now commence the hate.  ;-;

September 2, 2016

Rank'em: Rank your top five WORST fruits. Explain why number one is the worst.

Top 5 Worst Fruits

Tomato

I just really hate tomatoes. They taste so gross. :P

Cranberries

Peach

Red apples

Blackberries

September 6, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about a rotten egg. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.

Haiku

Rotten eggs and life

Are very relatable

Both are terrible

PFFFFT HAHAHA I FORGOT I WROTE THIS XD

September 7, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about a red rose. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.

Red Rose Haiku

Are all roses red?

Red with the blood of sinners

A sinner's delight

WTF was I thinking when I wrote this?! XD

September 8, 2016     (Mai birthday!  :D)

Haiku: Write a haiku about a hammer. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.

Hammer Haiku

A hammer is good

To have when someone is mean

Good-bye mean person

Man, I was SAVAGE with haikus!  XD

September 9, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about a English class. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.

English Haiku

What is english class?

It's a place to learn English

It is that simple

September 12, 2016

Write a narrative scene that involves a dog, an iron, and a lottery ticket. Minimum length: 15 sentences.

I'm scared to read this one XD

The Dog, The Iron, And The Ticket Of Destiny

The dog that belonged to the Evelyns' was called Ruben. He was a very smart dog. If you gave him a square and a circle hole, he would growl and shove it away. If you gave him a square and a square hole, he would bark happily and pick up the square, pushing it through the hole. He even knew how to iron clothes! He'd push the iron around with his nose and then pick it up with his mouth and do it again. One day, the father took Ruben on a walk. They passed by a lottery stand that was selling lottery tickets for 50 cents a piece. The winning ticket was given 1,000,000 dollars. The father decided to buy one, but he didn't know which on to pick. He then got an idea. He picket up a ticket and examined it. He then held it down to Ruben. Ruben sniffed it and growled lightly. The father put the ticket back down and picked up a different one. He did the same thing and got the same result. He picked up another ticket and held it to Ruben. Ruben sniffed it and barked happily. The father bought the ticket and went home. Later that night, the lottery winning ticket was said on TV. It was the father's ticket! He pet Ruben on the head and left to collect his prize. Ruben sighed happily. He was their lucky dog.

Lol

September 13, 2016

Write a narrative scene that involves a tuba, a goldfish, and a tub of butter. Minimum length: 15 sentences.

These narrative scenes are really weird items x3

George, The Legendary Goldfish

Have you heard of George the goldfish? No? Dang. Let me tell you the story. George was a goldfish that belonged to Nickolas Bunter. Nick was a very lonely, poor man. He couldn't afford a nice fish bowl for George, so he had filled an empty tub of butter with water and put George in it. One day, Nick found a mini tuba lying on the ground during his walk in the park. He picked it up and looked around. There were some children running around, but they were very far away. He took the mini tuba home and placed it in the tub with George. George liked to blow bubbles into it because it made noises. Somehow, after many weeks, George could play a short tune. Nick took George to a pet talent show. George had won first place and 400 dollars for Nick. Nick loved George, but about a year later, after entering 9 different pet talent shows and winning them, George died. He was a well-loved fish. RIP George.

Wow.  Ok then.  XD

September 14, 2016     (Rachel's birthday!   :D)

Write a narrative scene that involves a hair dryer, a tractor, and a bow tie. Minimum length: 15 sentences. Try to incorporate direct dialogue between two or more characters.

Travis Tractor's Big Day

Today was the day. "I'll finally be able to prove myself." He said happily. He'd always been the little tractor in the field, watching over Spud the scarecrow. Not today, though. Today, he would help Bob with his big project, building Mrs. Potts' house. He rolled over and scooped up a bowtie on the floor, somehow sticking it to his chest. He didn't know how that would help, but he thought it was cool, anyways. He rolled over to the building site. "Morning, Bob!" Travis said. Bob turned to Travis. "Travis? Shouldn't you be watching Spud?" "I wanted to help build today!" Bob chuckled. "Ok, Travis. Can you go get those bricks over there?" Travis rolled over to the bricks, but he accidentally rolled over a box on the ground. "Oh, no!" Mrs. Potts cried. She ran to the box and opened it, pulling out a crushed hair dryer. Travis was devastated. He just started and already ruined something. Without waiting around, he rolled back to the field with Spud.

WTF it's a Bob the Builder story XDDDD

September 15, 2016

Write a narrative scene that involves an old blanket, an ice sculpture, and a tray of strawberries. Minimum length: 15 sentences. Try to incorporate direct dialogue between two or more characters.

The Icy Blanket Of Strawberries (IDK)

Merissa held her thumb up, trying to center it with the strawberries. Well, the strawberries she had collected that sat upon her old blanket. She didn't have a basket to put the strawberries in, so she had used her old blanket. Tyler walked in. "Hey, whatcha doin'?" He asked, staring at the half-done ice sculpture. "I think you know what I'm doing...." Merissa trailed off. She was trying to concentrate. Tyler crossed his arms. "Why do you have strawberries on your old blanket?" Merissa threw her hands in the air. "Ugh, just read the first few sentences of this story!" Tyler pulled out his script while the author facepalmed. "Da, da, da...held thumb up...strawberries on old blanket...oh! You don't have a basket!" Merissa rolled her eyes as Tyler put his script away. "Please, Tyler, the fourth wall---" Now it was Tyler's turn to throw his hands in the air. "Becca doesn't care about fourth walls! She flipping breaks them all the time!" "Like the fact she's making us say this dialogue only to be mad that 'we're' breaking the fourth wall?" "Exactly." Merissa looked at the title one last time before the closing sentence. "This story had 4 lines that coincided with the title."

Well, uh....  No words can describe my emotion right now XD

September 16, 2016

Write a narrative scene that involves a birthday cake, a bowling ball, and an antique picture frame. Minimum length: 15 sentences. Try to incorporate direct dialogue between two or more characters.

Birthday Bash

Sam wasn't very happy. You'd think he would be since he's at his birthday party. His piece of birthday cake was melting in front of him. It WAS an ice cream cake, after all. Sammy sat down next to Sam. "Your turn." Sam looked up to see that it was his turn to bowl. He stood up and grabbed the size 6 bowling ball. Sometimes, he felt like size 6 was made specifically for him. Anyways, his pins were already set up, so he released his ball. He hit 8 pins, leaving the 2 on the edges. The screen read, "SPLIT". Sam rolled his eyes. Great. There was no way he'd hit both. He threw his next ball, and it collided with the one on the left just barely. The left flew to the right and knocked the right pin down. Cool! He'd made a deal with Sammy that, for every turn he had and knocked down all 10 pins, he'd open another gift. He turned back to the table, the euphoric feeling leaving again, though it lingered. He opened a smaller gift from his friend to see an antique picture frame already filled. It was the picture they took at Sammy's birthday party! "Thanks." Sam said happily. Sammy hugged him. "Anytime, buddy."

Daaawww, sah adorable!!!

September 19, 2016

Write about your favorite trip or vacation. Write nonstop for five minutes. Do not worry if you misspell a word or make a grammatical error.

Best Vacation

I had gone to Florida for the summer. My dad didn't tell me until we were a couple weeks from the event. We went to a church thing first, then we drove from Alabama to Florida. We went to Universal Studios and the Kennedy Space Center. I even got my picture taken with an actual astronaut! We had this weird fish and this weird fish place, but I didn't eat any because I felt sick. I rode so many rides at Universal Studios. My favorite place there was definitely Diagon Alley from Harry Potter. I got Gringotts' money and butterbeer, which actually didn't taste that good. That made me sad.

September 20, 2016

Write about your worst birthday. Write nonstop for five minutes. Do not worry if you misspell a word or make a grammatical error.

Worst Birthday?

I don't remember my worst birthday. My worst birthday was probably in 3rd grade. I honestly don't remember that year very much, just a few specific things, but nothing about my birthday. If I remembered, it was probably something along the lines of people looking at me angrily like I was boasting. I don't know. Very few people remember me from 3rd grade, if any. Rowdy would probably be the only one who slightly remembers me. *sigh* Sorry, I just don't remember. All my other birthdays have been pretty good. Or maybe there was a worst one when I was younger. I just don't remember. Sometimes, I wish I did remember, yet at the same time, I don't ever want to remember. This turned from worst birthday to trying to figure out if I want to remember anymore.

Rowdy is actually someone's name, btw.

September 21, 2016

Write about your most embarrassing moment. Write nonstop for five minutes. Do not worry if you misspell a word or make a grammatical error.

Most Embarrassing Moment: WHY DO I KEEP DOING THESE?!

Why do I need to keep writing these? I've done these 5 flipping times over the past 3 years! Ugh. Ok, most embarrassing moment.... I don't even know. I've had so many! I don't know a MOST embarrassing moment, but I know a very embarrassing one. In Health class, we were doing jeopardy, and it was our team's turn to take a guess at a 500 point question. It was asking about a phobia that was a fear of chickens, but I didn't know that. I confidently said fear of clowns, but I was wrong. It apparently didn't matter that literally EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM GOT IT WRONG. They made fun of me, saying, "What? The intelligent Becca got a question wrong?" or "Guess you're not as smart as you claim to be." I was severely hurt. I may be smart, but even I can get things wrong sometimes. Not to mention I never brag about being smart, I just say that I'm smart! ;-;

September 22, 2016    (Caleb's birthday!)  (Cue ilbarker writing this down in her Stalking Caleb book or something XD)

Hard Work Pays Off...Or Does It?

I remember working super hard on this one assignment for science class last year. It was a presentation about an experiment we performed with a specific compound element. I had diethyl ether. I put the info on all the slides, but I didn't stop there. I animated the slides like crazy. When I finally got to present, everyone liked the animations I made. That made me very happy because I had worked so hard on the slides.

September 23, 2016

Write about a moment when you were caught doing something you should not have been doing and the consequences you faced. Write nonstop for five minutes. Do not worry if you misspell a word or make a grammatical error.

Why Do You Make Us Re-live These?

Please stop making us do these moments. Honestly, I don't want to re-live those moments. But...if I have to.... sigh Every Sunday since I was five, I was not allowed electronics of any kinds unless it was Christian-related. So, every Sunday night, I would play my DS, 3DS, phone, whatever electronic I had available. Of course, Dad would walk in at the worst moments, take them away from me, and leave. I still do it sometimes, but can you blame me?

I SWEAR I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE DAD ;-;

September 26, 2016

This week for bell work, we will be doing Copywork. This is where you copy the work of great writers. You should take the handout and type the passage ("How to Be Polite") word for word. I will explain afterward how this exercise can improve your writing.

Most people don't notice I'm polite, which is sort of the point. I don't look polite. I am big and droopy and need a haircut. No soul would associate me with watercress sandwiches. Still, every year or so someone takes me aside and says, you actually are weirdly polite, aren't you? And I always thrilled. They noticed.

The complimenters don't always formulate it so gently. For example, two years ago at the end of an arduous corporate project, slowly turning a thousand red squares in a spreadsheet to yellow, then green, my officemate turned to me and said: "I thought you were a terrible brown-noser when we started working together.

She paused and frowned. "Bit it actually helped get things done. It was a strategy." (That is how an impolite person gives a compliment. Which I gladly accepted.)

September 27, 2016

This week for bell work, we will be doing Copywork. This is where you copy the work of great writers. You should take the handout and type the passage ("Where Do You Get Your Ideas From") word for word.

Where Do You Get Your Ideas From?

Every profession has its pitfalls. Doctors, for example, are always being asked for free medical advice, lawyers are asked for legal information, morticians are told how interesting a profession that must be and then people change the subject fast. And writers are asked where they get their ideas from.

In the beginning, I used to tell people the not very funny answers, the flip ones: 'From the Idea-of-the-Month Club,' I'd say, or 'From a little ideas shop in Bognor Regis,' 'From a dusty old book full of ideas in my basement,' or even 'From Pete Atkins.' (The last is slightly esoteric, and may need a little explanation. Pete Atkins is a screenwriter and novelist friend of mine, and we decided a while ago that when asked, I would say that I got them from him, and he'd say he got them from me. It seemed to make sense at the time.)

Then I got tired of the not very funny answers, and these days I tell the people the truth:

'I make them up,' I tell them. 'Out of my head.'

Me xD

September 28, 2016

This week for bell work, we will be doing Copywork. This is where you copy the work of great writers. You should take the handout and type the passage ("Where Do You Get Your Ideas From") word for word.    (Didn't we already do this?)  (Oh, he typed it wrong.  It's supposed to say Why I Write, not the other one.)

Why I Write

From a very early age, perhaps the age of five or six, I knew that when I grew up I should be a writer. Between the ages of about seventeen and twenty-four, I tried to abandon this idea, but I did so with the consciousness that I was outraging my true nature and that sooner or later I should have to settle down and write books.

I was the middle child of three, but there was a gap of five years on either side, and I barely saw my father before I was eight. For this and other reasons I was somewhat lonely, and I soon developed disagreeable mannerisms which made me unpopular throughout my schooldays. I had the lonely child's habit of making up stories and holding conversations with imaginary persons, and I think from the very start my literary ambitions were mixed up with the feeling of being isolated and undervalued. I knew that I had a facility with words and a power of facing unpleasant facts, and I felt that this created a sort of private world in which I could get my own back for my failure in everyday life.

September 29, 2016

This week for bell work, we will be doing Copywork. This is where you copy the work of great writers. You should take the handout and type the passage ("The Comfort Zone") word for word.

The Comfort Zone

In May, 1970, a few nights after the Kent State shootings, my father and my brother Tom, who was nineteen, started fighting. They weren't fighting about the Vietnam War, which both of them opposed. The fight was probably about a lot of different things at once. But the immediate issue was Tom's summer job. He was a good artist, with a meticulous nature, and my father had encouraged him (you could even say forced him) to choose a college from a short list of schools with strong programs in architecture. Tom had deliberately chosen the most distant of these schools, Rice University, and he had just returned from his second year in Houston, where his adventures in late-sixties youth culture were pushing him toward majoring in film studies, not architecture. My father, however, had found him a plum summer job with Sverdrup & Parcel, the big engineering firm in St. Louis, whose senior partner, General Leif Sverdrup, had been a United States Army Corps of Engineers hero in the Philippines. It couldn't have been easy for my father, who was shy and morbidly principled, to pull the requisite strings at Sverdrup. But the office gestalt was hawkish and buzz-cut and generally inimical to bell-bottomed, lefty film-studies majors; and Tom didn't want to be there.

September 30, 2016

This week for bell work, we will be doing Copywork. This is where you copy the work of great writers. You should take the handout and type the passage ("Don't: The Secret of Self-Control") word for word.

Self-Control

In the late nineteen-sixties, Carolyn Weisz, a four-year-old with brown hair, was invited into a "game room" at the Bing Nursery School, on the campus of Stanford University. The room was little more than a large closet, containing a desk and a chair. Carolyn was asked to sit down in the chair and pick a treat from a tray of marshmallows, cookies, and pretzel sticks. Carolyn chose the marshmallow. Although she is now forty-four, Carolyn still has a weakness for those air-puffed balls of corn syrup and gelatine, "I know I shouldn't like them," she says. "But they're just so delicious!" A researcher then made Carolyn an offer: she could either eat one marshmallow right away or, if she was willing to wait while he stepped out for a few minutes, she could have two marshmallows when he returned. He said that if she rang a bell on the desk while he was away he would come running back, and she could eat one marshmallow but would forfeit the second. Then he left the room.

October 3, 2016

Rank'em: Rank your top five favorite toys as a child. Explain why your number one on the list is your favorite.

Top 5 Toys

Boo-boo Bear

I'd had ir since I was born. I lost it about 6 years ago. ;-;

Kirby

Pink Yoshi

Purple And Blue Cat Named Mink

Slime

I misspelled it.  I put ir XD

October 4, 2016

Rank'em: Rank your top five favorite apps. Explain why your number one on the list is your favorite.

Top 5 Apps

Wattpad

I get to write stories on my phone!

Minecraft

Wattpad Covers

Miitomo

Pokemon GO

:D

October 5, 2016

Rank'em: Rank your top five favorite fast food items. For example, my top pick is Chicken McNuggets from McDonald's. Explain why your number one on the list is your favorite.

Top 5 Fast Food Items

Double mushroom & bacon pizza - Papa John's

Must there be a reason. IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!

Two cheeseburger meal - McDonald's

Chicken fries - Burger King

Mozzarella sticks - ANYWHERE

Hash browns - McDonald's

October 6, 2016

Rank'em: Rank your top five favorite holidays (your birthday is not a holiday). Explain why your number FIVE is on your list.

Top 5 Holidays

Christmas

Thanksgiving

Halloween

Fourth of July

Valentine's Day

#FOREVERALONE

#STILLFOREVERALONE

October 7, 2016

Rank'em: Rank your top five games (can be video or board games). Explain why your number FIVE is on your list.

Top 5 Games

Town Of Salem

It's freaking Mafia in an online version! IT'S SO FREAKING FUN!! Especially if you're the arsonist. Your goal is live to see everyone burn. xD

Pokémon Art Academy

Pokémon Picross

Brain Age: Sudoku

Minecraft

WHY IS MINECRAFT AT THE BOTTOM

October 10, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about a ghost. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.

Oni Haiku

Onis are folklore

Demons, devils, ogres, trolls

Be careful out there

Pretty sure those aren't ghosts, past me....

October 11, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about a sail boat. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.

Boat Haiku

Stuck on a boat in

The middle of the ocean

RIP in peace my friend

Lol

October 12, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about a fence. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.

Fence Haiku?

A joke of fences....

I guess you could say....

I'm really on the FENCE

WHYYYYYY

October 13, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about a pumpkin. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.

Pumpkin Haiku

The Jack o' Lantern....

So fascinating and strange

The pumpkin turned bad

What

October 14, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about a pile of leaves. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.

Pile Of Leaves Haiku?

That poor, little tree

Living within a death zone

RIP poor, little tree

Pretty sure he said pile of leaves, not trees....

October 17, 2016

Write about your worst physical injury. Write nonstop for 7 minutes.

Worst Injury Ever

Hmm...my worst injury.... Probably when I broke my arm in dodgeball. Yeah. DODGEBALL. I didn't fall awkwardly. No one ran into me and bent it strangely. A BALL broke my arm. Someone threw a ball at me so hard and fast that all I did to react was raise my left arm. When the ball made contact, a huge pain filled my arm. I cried out and was screaming that my arm hurt but...I was known to overreact back then, so they just told me to get out. I was angry at them, but in the end, we found out I had fractured my left arm.

October 18, 2016

Write about the favorite gift you have ever GIVEN to someone. Write nonstop for 7 minutes.

Best Given Gift?

Hmm...I'm not sure.... Maybe when I created this long clue hunt thing for my dad and he found this large thing of him and me holding hands. It was made from several pieces of paper, and it took me a long time to make.

That doesn't look like 7 minutes of writing....

October 19, 2016

Write about the time you went the longest without sleep. What did you do during that time? Why did you stay up so long? Write nonstop for 7 minutes.

Longest Without Sleep

Haha. That's a good one. I was up for the longest time from about 4 AM Wednesday to 10 PM Thursday. I was watching a 17 hour marathon of Star Wars. I was anxious before so I didn't get much sleep. We didn't get home that Thursday until 10 PM. Needless to say, I fell asleep the moment I hit my bed. Literally. I COULDN'T OPEN MY EYES. xD

October 20, 2016

Write about an argument you had with a really good friend. What was the argument about? How (or did) you resolve it? Write nonstop for 7 minutes.

Argument

I've never argued with a friend, but I've argued with my father too much. Like, over the stupidest things like how many buses there were on the highway. He literally hit me 'cause I was telling him there were 3 buses, but he kept saying 2. T_T Worst argument ever. ;-;

He just smacked my leg kinda hard.  :P

October 24, 2016

If you could have one superpower (ex. Flight, super-strength, breathe under water, etc.), what would it be? Explain why you would choose this power. Also, what is the first thing you would do with this power (be specific)?

Superpower: Absorption

Absorption because that is basically every power. I'd be able to do a power of another for a limited amount of time, be it flight, super-healing, super-strength, etc. That would be awesome.

October 25, 2016

If you could change one *major* event from history (prevent JFK assassination, prevent Hitler from obtaining power, etc.), what event would you choose? Why did you choose this event? How do you think this change would change world history (be specific)?

Major Event

I wouldn't change anything about history because history wouldn't be history without those events. Why change the past when you have the future to look forward to? :D

Wow, philosophical much?

October 27, 2016

If you could have dinner with one famous person who is now dead, who would it be? Why did you select this person? What would you want to talk about? What food would you serve?

Famous Person

I would eat dinner with Albert Einstein. I feel like he'd understand my problem since he's super smart. I like smart people. :D We'd talk about anything and everything and we d eat CHILI!!! :D

Dude, where's the apostrophe?!  we d?!

October 28, 2016

If you could eliminate one insect or Arachnid (spider) from existence, which would you choose? Why? What do you dislike about this creature? Lastly, write one nice thing about this creature.

NEVA

No. I will not kill ANY insects off. Yes, I hate bugs. Yes, if I knew that the world wouldn't be in a worse shape, I still WOULDN'T do it. Mass extinction is horrlible on any scale. I mean, yeah, they're small and we don't notice them so we SUPPOSEDLY wouldn't notice them gone, but cells are small too. SURELY because they're so small that we wouldn't miss them. Well, sure you wouldn't miss them because you COULDN'T miss them. You'd be dead. Bugs help Earth function the way it does. Take that away, well, RIP Earth.

Horrlible?!  Da fudge?!

October 31, 2016

Make a list of three goals you hope to accomplish during the next twelve months. Discuss why you chose each goal and how you can achieve them.

3 Goals

Write better books

Better vocab, I guess?

Make awesome quizzes

Figure out what makes sense to each result.

Get good grades

STUDY!!!!

November 1, 2016

What current fashion in clothing do you particularly dislike? What about this item do you find most annoying? Explain.

Fashion? Aww Hecks Nah!

Fashion? FASHION?! Boy, don't get me started on FASHION! Fashion nowadays is absolutely HORRIBLE! Too low-cut, horribly close to limits of allowance of the shirt pictures. I flipping saw a shirt at Wal-Mart that said Trick-or-Treat, Witches! ☹ Yeah, it means what you think it means. Horrible. I hate fashion and it should die. D:<

I actually DO have a good sense of fashion, but not this kind of fashion.  :/

November 2, 2016

Describe a bully you've dealt with or seen bully someone else. What is this person's personality like? Why do you think he or she picks on others?

Bullies (Mr. Wilson, You Just Want Me To Rant All Week :P)

Ugh. Bullies. I HATE bullies. I used to be one back in 3rd grade. I was so bad that when I came back in 5th grade, when I looked at someone, they'd hide. :'( Anyways, actually, EVERYONE is a bully. Bullying is defined as put-downs, name-calling, etc. EVERYONE has done that at some point in their life, so everyone is a bully. Some are just WAYYYY worse than others. AKA people who are "normal". Normal people are HORRIBLE people. Well, MOST normal people. :P

November 3, 2016

Write about a time you cheated or lied and got caught. Describe what led to you cheating/lying and what happened as a result.

Lying/Cheating?

Uhm...I've never lied OR cheated before! Honest! Heh heh.... Erm...tests? Taking candy? I don't know....

Da fudge, past me....

November 4, 2016

Write about a time when you genuinely thought your life was in danger. Describe the situation. Were you at fault, or was someone else responsible for the situation? Or, was it just some strange circumstance?

Life In Danger?

Well, I did have an alergic reaction to codeine when I was 7. I took it after a denstist appointment and got REALLLLLY sick. It wasn't anyone's fault, we just didn't know until it happened. Let's just say...I was pretty close to dying. ;-;

Da fudge is with my spelling in these....  Alergic?  Denstist?!

November 7, 2016

What is the most interesting thing about technology? You could choose the vast amount of information available or easily connecting with people, just to name a few. Explain your answer. If you have trouble coming up with something, do a little research.

Technology

Technology is both good and bad. It's bad because teens are not using physical information near as much as they should, myself included. Good because if we do need information that is physically elsewhere, we can get it right from our phones. I don't know, technology is weird.

November 8, 2016

Write a list of at least 15 things that make you feel good.

15 Things

Writing

Reading Fanfics (NOT DIRTY ONES O.O)

Playing 3DS

Playing Minecraft

Reading Comments On My Book

Talking

Talking Some More

EVEN MORE TALKING

Math

Science

Interesting History

Christmas

EATING CANDY!!!

Quotev

Reading About Creepypastas

XD

November 9, 2016

Write about what qualities it takes to be a good, effective leader. Also, discuss someone you have known who was (is) a good, effective leader.

A Leader....

A leader, for one, needs to be selfless. Not all the time, though. Sometimes, they NEED to be selfish to protect the things they love. They need to care for the needs of society. Trustworthy. Kind. Helpful. Smart. Independent. Good communication skills. Calm. Patient. Things that no human can ever have all at once. ;-;

November 10, 2016

Write about a time in your life when you hurt someone else's feelings. What was the situation surrounding this event? How did you fix the situation?

Hurt Feelings

One of my friends a long time ago asked me how an artwork looked and they showed it to me. I said it looked pretty good. Then they held up a different one that didn't look good and I said it to them. They told me that 2nd one was theirs. I didn't know that. I told them that they shouldn't use marker is such huge quantities. I told them that I didn't mean to sound so harsh, but I was telling the truth.

November 11, 2016

Write about a time when you were lost. Preferably, discuss a time when you were physically lost, but if you have trouble thinking of that, discuss a time you felt metaphorically lost (like the world, your life, etc. didn't make sense).

Lost

I got lost at Toys-R-Us once. I was in the bike area and I couldn't find my dad. I looked around the store for a while but eventually made it to the front. I was only 7, so one of the cashiers noticed I was alone and asked where my parents were. I said I lost my daddy here. She sat me on a crate up front and did an all-call around the store. Dad came and got me and we left.

November 14, 2016

Write about a time when you felt someone took advantage of you. For example, it could be a time when you let someone borrow something and he or she broke or lost the item. Be as specific as possible.

Taken Advantage Of

Ugh. I hate when people do this. I'm super smart and also very kind to the point of hating to deny people. People have, MANY TIMES, used my smarts to get an A they didn't deserve. For example, a group of people who NEVER work let me do all the work because I wanted to and they ended up with an A like me. It was so rage-inducing.

November 15, 2016

Write about a bad hair day you've had or the worst haircut you've had. WRITE AT LEAST 8 SENTENCES. 

 Bad Haircut

Word of advice: NEVER go to a free haircut place. I did that and, not ONLY was the woman rude about my sensitive hair and kept calling me a drama queen, she COMPLETELY cut my hair lopsided! She never bothered to fix the way my head was tilting so it came out lopsided. We didn't exactly find out until we signed up for boys & girls club. We had to go to an actual haircut place and get my hair cut EVEN SHORTER than before. ;-; I will NEVER trust a JC Penny free haircut thing ever again. Bleh. Don't you ever do that, either!

Wait, who am I telling to not do that?  Pretty sure it wan't the teacher....  Guess it was my habit of writing XD

November 16, 2016

Write about a time you had to stay home from school because you were sick. You could discuss what the illness was, what you did that day (like sleep, watch tv go to the doctor), what your symptoms were, etc. WRITE AT LEAST 8 SENTENCES.  

Sickness

I had woken up in the middle of the night feeling SUPER sick. Mom came in my room when I called for her and she took my temp. 103.9! She sorta freaked out, woke dad up enough to tell him she was taking me to the hospital, and then drove me there. After a bit there, they told us I had pneumonia. I was super sad because that day was the Christmas party for 4th grade. I went home and pretty much slept two days. I then woke up and had a 98.9 temp so I went to school. Nobody saved me anything from the party. ;-;

Nobody liked me then, so they probably didn't even think of me.  ;-;

November 17, 2016

Write about the craziest dream you remember having. Think about where you were, who was there, what you did, and how you felt when you woke from the dream. WRITE AT LEAST 8 SENTENCES.  

Oooh, THIS is gonna be fun to re-read.  XD

Craziest Dream

I was sitting in a tree outside my mother's parents' house. I looked down and saw Swiper from Dora walking around and then this fence appeared. Something came out of the ground and tickled Swiper. Swiper fell laughing and the thing dragged him into the ground. I was then inside the house and I was standing in front of 2 people from the Survivor show. I tried to tell them I loved them so they would help me, but my mouth was suddenly full of fries. (It was really weird o.o) I saw the thing, which turned out to be a zombie, walking behind the couch, so I made a heart sign with my hands and pointed at the 2 women. They told me to stand in the triangle-shaped garden filled with sunlight to be safe. I did that, but the zombie got near me, anyway. Then, I found myself in a circular pool with my dad in the very center holding my arm. He was swinging me in a circle through the water as the zombie, which turned out to be a male from the Survivor show, chased me, swimming a tiny bit faster than dad was spinning me. Then I woke up and felt a little dizzy like I really had been spun around.

Yup.  And this is STILL the craziest dream I've ever had.   Haven't had a stranger one since.

November 18, 2016

Here's an original one. Write about your plans for the holiday break. WRITE AT LEAST 5 SENTENCES.  

I love the sarcasm of the first sentence XD

Holiday Plans

Umm...well...I think we're gonna go eat at my grandparents' house. Then at my great grandma's house. Then we'll take the leftovers home and eat that. Then we'll sleep. Then I'll come back to school.

AKA I have no freaking clue. xD

Sounds about right

November 28, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about a rainy day. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.  

Ooo, back to these again!  Let's see what craziness I wrote this time....

Haiku

Rainy days are bad

They bring scary thunderstorms

I hate thunderstorms

*cough*  Astraphobia  *cough*

November 29, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about a phone with a shattered screen. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.  

Haiku

How bad is the phone?

It depends on the person.

Not the audience.

Wha...?

November 30, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about the most important person in your life. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.  

Haiku

Important person....

I'd have to say Deana

She's the greatest friend

Dawww...she still is!  :D

December 1, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about an ice cube. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.  

Haiku

An ice cube is cold

There is not much else to say

Other than it's cold

Lol

December 2, 2016

Haiku: Write a haiku about an a gift-wrapped present. A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Typically, the last line provides some moral or point about life. It does NOT need to rhyme at the end of each line.  

Haiku

A present for me

And a nice present for you

Hope you enjoy it!

December 5, 2016

Rank'em: What are your top three activities to do outside. Write a few sentences about your top choice.  

Lol, nothing.  I don't EVER go outside besides going to school or being forced to go somewhere with Dad XD

Activities

Go back inside

Hide under a tree and play 3DS

Chat with friends under an awning

I hate the outside, so the best thing when I'm outside is to go back inside.

Pfft, like I said.

December 6, 2016

Rank'em: Imagine you are stranded on a desert island and have enough food and water and a portable DVD player with unlimited battery life. Create a list of five movies you would want to have to help you pass the time. Write a couple of sentences about which is your number 1 pick.  

That's a very specific scenario.

Movies

Pokémon White: Victini (Or something, I don't remember)

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Shawshank Redemption (The only R movie I'll ever willingly watch)

Mickey Mouse Christmas: House Of Villians

Lean On Me

I like Pokémon. There really isn't much else to say about that. I just like Pokémon.

December 7, 2016

Rank'em: Pretend you have unlimited funds (money). What five cars would you buy? Be as specific as possible.  

I don't know cars!

Cars

Minivan - to...hold a lot of people?

Big Rig - to take big things to different places or masses of something.

Jeep - open air flow?

SUV - holding sport items?

Truck - holding not-so-big things in the back.

Sounds about right.  XD

December 8, 2016

Rank'em: What are your five favorite hobbies? Write a couple of sentences about your number 1 pick.  

Hobbies

Playing Minecraft

Playing Town of Salem

Playing 3DS

Writing

Archery Club

I freaking love Minecraft. It is a sandbox game that has so many opportunities for awesomeness! It's so fun!

January 3, 2017

Write about what you did over the break. You could write about who you spent time with, a trip you took, gifts you received or gave, etc. WRITE AT LEAST 6 SENTENCES.

Break

We did a scavenger hunt at my Nina's. I ended up getting a makeup bag, which I don't do makeup. Nina knows I don't do makeup, but she did it anyway. However, later on, we were opening presents and when I opened mine, I got a Galaxy S5! I can play Pokémon GO! :D Finally!

January 4, 2017

Write about your morning routine before school. Discuss things like when you wake up, what (if anything) you have for breakfast, etc. Then write about something you could change about your morning routine that would make getting ready for school not such a chore.

Morning Routine

Get up at 4:45, get dressed, all bathroom stuff, medicine, maaaaybe eat something, computer until 6:30, get Dad up, get back on computer 'til 6:50, do Caleb's hair, leave. I wouldn't change anything cuz it's fine the way it is.

January 5, 2017

Write about the last time you stayed up too late on a school night. Discuss what you were doing that led to you staying up that late as well as how your next day was affected.

Late

Ermm...does last night count? I was up playing my 3DS until, like, 1. Then I slept until 4:45 and did my daily routine. I'm just a little tired, so no biggie.

January 9, 2017

Write about how you spent your snow day. Write at least 5 sentences.

Snow Break

I pretty much slept in. I woke up at 7 pm and played Minecraft and wrote on Wattpad until 2 am. I then went to sleep and woke up at, like, 9 am. Dad told me to leave my room, so I left it and went to sleep on the couch. Dad's reaction was hilarious when I got home. My brother was on the computer the whole time.

Aww crap.  I got kicked out of the online classroom and lost the rest of my bell works.  ;-;

Oh well.  I know they sucked, anyway.  I got lazy after the new year started XD

I stopped between copying each cuz it got boring, but I stopped for a LONG time.

Eh.