This is EXTREMELY long, so...if you don't wanna read it, it's ok.  ;)  All the text you'll read is exact.

ObjectStories

ilbarker

soisthisnametaken

KitKatAttack101

Cassia16

sparkstream

^^  All the people that commented on it XD

Original comment:

ilbarker

*slaps Becca* No, bad

Replies on original comment:

Object

Hey, no, we can give her some ice cream.

ilbarker

Oh yeah! *throws ice-cream onto Rebecca*

Becca    (Me)

Rebecca: I WANT FLESH

Object

Hm, flesh flavored ice cream? That might work.

Becca

Rebecca: ilbarker FLESH

YOUR FLESH

CALEB'S FLESH

Object

Sorry, but that is not on the restaurant menu for La Dangan Reverse.

ilbarker

*pulls out menu*

Instead, may we entice you with some appetizers? We have a range of rotten animal meats!

Becca

Rebecca: *Grabs Caleb again*

NO. I WANT HIS FLESH

Caleb: ILBAHKER, HELP!!

Rebecca: *bends down to bite neck again*

Object

*pulls Rebecca back and sprays with water*

Bad, pick from the MENU.

Becca

Rebecca: *wipes off water and grabs sharpie, writing CALEB FLESH under appetizers*

*Grabs Caleb again* HE'S ON THE MENU

Caleb: NUUUUU

ilbarker

*might as well have turned into Satan*

PUT. HIM. DOWN. NOW.

*tackles Rebecca*

Becca

Rebecca: NUUU I SHOULDA PUT HIM UNDER DINNERS CUZ JIN WAS THE APPETIZERRRRRR

Object

Hey, you need to pay. All restaurants cost money.

Becca

Rebecca: BUT, YOU WEREN'T THERE WHEN I HAD JIN

>:D

ilbarker

*has Caleb in my arms now* I'm sorry, but we're closing

Becca

Rebecca: *sticks foot in door*

NUU I WANT FLESH

Object

If you want flesh, you have to pay MONEY.

Becca

Rebecca: *Throws $45 dollars from Becca's cross-body bag at Object and grabs Caleb again*

HEY! DUDE, THAT'S MY MONEY!! AND STOP TRYING TO FREAKING EAT CALEB!!!

Object

*holds Rebecca back* 

Good, now that you've paid, we'll get you seated at a table and you can look at the menu. We'll be with you shortly.

Becca

Rebecca: *angrily sits at table and eyes Caleb hungrily*

Caleb: *shudders*

ilbarker

*glares at Rebecca, watching her every move*

Object

*comes back, now in a waitress outfit*

Please choose a refreshment from out menu, our special is.....wait, we don't have a special.

Becca

Rebecca: IS YOUR SPECIAL CALEB

Becca

Rebecca: I'LL HAVE A CUP OF THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT

ilbarker

WELL THAT BLOOD DEFINITELY WON'T BE MINE IF YOU KEEP ON TALKING

HOW ABOUT SOME COW'S BLOOD FROM A COW WHO INTENTIONALLY KILLED A CHILD BECAUSE IT WAS REALLY SMART?

((Wow, that was a long shot xD But it worked :P I hope...))

ilbarker

THE SMART THING BEING THE COW

ilbarker

UGH

ilbarker

YOU GET WHAT I MEAN

Becca

((Wow, lol, did you call her a cow?! xD))

Rebecca: SO I SHOULD KILL YOU NOW CUZ YOUR BLOOD IS CURRENTLY INNOCENT

Object

Hey, hey, hey.

Caleb is special, but he is not THE special.

ilbarker

NEIN, BAD

*squashes ant and takes in a shuddering breath*

T-there, I k-killed an in-innocent ant...

;-;

I'm no longer innocent :'(

Object

*has no idea what happened*

ilbarker

I just killed an ant.............

QAQ

Object

*shrugs*

Everyone kills an ant once in a while, everyone steps on a flower once in a while. It's no big deal.

Becca

Rebecca: BUGS ARE NOT WORTH THE INNOCENCE LOSS

I CAN STILL HAVE YOUR BLOOD

*takes out knife and proceeds towards ilbarker*

ilbarker

0.0 Umm......

I've got nothing....

Object

*takes away sharpie and any other writing utensils*

*shakes head in disapproval*

But is ilbarker on the MENU?

Becca

Rebecca: BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT IN A GENERAL TERM

*rakes nails across wrist and takes own blood, writing ilbarker's BLOOD under drinks*

ilbarker

0.0 A-at least it isn't Caleb *steps forward to accept her fate*

Object

Hey! Blood is not to be spilled on the premises!

Security!

Becca

Rebecca: BUT I DIDN'T SPILL ANY ANYWHERE

>:)

Object

*wipes blood from menu onto floor*

Now you did! ^-^

Becca

Rebecca: YOU CAN'T PIN IT ON ME CUZ YOU SPILLED THE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR

>:)

ilbarker

*is just watching two people fighting about who spilt the blood on the floor*

(Woah, apparently spilt isn't a word cuz the computer just underlined it in red .-.)

Object

Well, who has the bloody nails? Who has the evil glint in their eyes? Who is looking maliciously at ilbarker? :)

Becca

Rebecca: ...YOU

ilbarker

.......The tables have turned.....

Becca

Bah dum tssss....

((Get it? The...tables have turned...and we're in a restaurant? No? K, I'll just take my cringy self outta here....))

ilbarker

((Whoops xD

ilbarker

))

Object

Yep!

*takes nearest table and struggles to move it*

ilbarker

*gets unnecessary Les Mis references and nearly yells 'tO THE BARRICADE!'*

Object

*is confused*

ilbarker

*is shocked you don't know what Les Mis is*

Becca

*doesn't know what Les Mis is*

ilbarker

*sighs* Well, it's very hard to explain and I only woke up 5 minutes ago and it's only 6:25 AM, so I'm going have to get someone else to explain

soisthisnametaken you have the floor, ma'am

Object

*takes the opportunity to shove ilbarker and Caleb to safety*

I'm ready! ^-^

ilbarker

*cough* soisthisnametaken where you at, fam? *cough*

soisthisnametaken

*sneeze* i'm dead fam *sneeze cough*

ilbarker

*chokes* Oh okay *continues choking*

Becca

Rebecca: *grabs caleb from object and finally eats him*

YUM

ilbarker

*eye twitches* You........

Are.............

GOING TO PAY FOR THIS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU'RE GOING DOWN *uses magic that I randomly gained to bury Rebecca alive*

Becca

Rebecca: *digs out* I'M A ZOMBIE YOU IDIOT I MORE OR LESS LIVE IN THE GROUND

Caleb from beyond the grave: Get her! Murder her face!

ilbarker

*tears up* Caleb has joined us as one of the dead

*game face on* YOU ARE GOING DOWN

*summons Nick from CD and gets him to shoot Rebecca*

TAKE THAT

soisthisnametaken

*casually is a ghost now*

uhm

is this a bad time...?

ilbarker

SHUSH I'M CELEBRATING :3

soisthisnametaken

oh

um

ok

you have fun with that

*goes to party with laurens and peggy*

Becca

Rebecca: *comes back to life*

CAN'T KILL ME CUZ I'M PART OF BECCA

Frick! Umm...the only way she would die is if I died...plz don't kill me

YEA DON'T

ilbarker

.....Oh.

Um 😐 Okay....

Well....

I'm stumped....

soisthisnametaken

oh

Object

Annnd I'm back! ....what the what happened here???!!!!????!!!

QAQ

ilbarker

Ye.....Welcome back..?

Becca

Rebecca: *am also slightly confused on what's happening cuz ate what she wanted to eat* #NOREGRETSSTABBINGATilbarker'sFEELINGS

ilbarker

#wantstocryQAQ 

#ohwhoopsiamnow

soisthisnametaken

*is casually just eating barbecue flavored goldfish in the background and observing*

Object

*snatches goldfish and holds them in front of Rebecca*

Trade?

soisthisnametaken

oh ok um

soisthisnametaken

thanks

soisthisnametaken

*casually just goes to find more food*

Becca

Rebecca: NAH I'M FULL

*smirks evilly at ilbarker*

ilbarker

*if looks could kill....*

soisthisnametaken

*just casually steps in*

umm can someone explain what's going on here??

Object

Uh, in this AU, I exist, me and ilbarker put Rebecca in a restaurant, we argued over who spilled blood, and Rebecca ate Caleb.

Becca

((Best explanation ever XDDD))

Rebecca: AAAAAND I'M HUNGRY AGAIN OOH LOOK A NEW PERSON

*looks at soisthisnametaken*

soisthisnametaken

i'm

soisthisnametaken

i'm a ghost though???

soisthisnametaken

*kinda just apparates away*

Becca

Rebecca: *magically makes soisthisnametaken physical and prepares to eat...him? Her?*

Object

*pushes goldfish in Rebecca's face again*

As I said, trade?

Becca

Rebecca: *eats goldfish and object's hand*YUM

ilbarker

*cough* Her but it's fine *cough* Oh yeah I just remembered you thought I was a boy first time we met xD *cough* Anyway, continue with.......

Oh

You just ate Object's hand

Erm

Well

rUN SOISTHISNAMETAKEN

(XD SOISTHISNAMETAKEN wants to auto correct to WHATSHISNAME XD)

Becca

((One can never be too sure if it's not explicitly shown :P))

Rebecca: *stands on front of doorway with an evil grin, her bloody teeth (with Caleb's blogs and object's blood) bared*

MY FOOD ISN'T ALLOWED TO RUN

Becca

((BLOGS????? REALLY????? SUPER IMPORTANT THING GOING ON HERE AND AUTOCORRECT HAD TO BE A...UGHHHH SUPPOSED TO BE BLOOD))

ilbarker

((Exactly!))

((AND ALSO PFFF I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK WHOOPS))

*looks at blood* You are going to pay for this

Becca

((I'm supposed to 1. be asleep cuz it's 12:22 am and 2. no electronics on Sundays even though technically it's Monday by 22 minutes xP))

Rebecca: AND HOW WILL YOU MAKE ME PAY WHEN YOU CAN'T KILL ME OR REALLY EVEN HURT ME

soisthisnametaken

*randomly comes back in*

o snap

my friend's gonna die

i

um

OhFiddlesticks HALP

Becca

((Who the heck are these people that we're calling?! XD))

Rebecca: YES CALL YOUR FRIENDS MORE FOOD FOR ME

ilbarker

((Really good friends of mine, like Cassia and Kit and you good xD))

T_T

Rebecca, you are going to have one more chance or I'm going to call Cassia and get her to use magic to make you into a separate being, then smash the thing

Becca

Rebecca: THAT'S THE THING

YOU CAN'T

WE ARE ONE YET FOUR

YOU CAN'T KILL ME BECKY OR REBEKITAH WITHOUT FIRST KILLING BECCA

OTHERWISE, WE'RE IMMORTAL

>:D

ilbarker

*brain unnecessarily thinks of song 'Immortal'**cough* Whoops *cough*

WELL

THAT

SUCKS

FOR

ME

ERM

HALP

Object

*looks at bloody hand curiously*That's interesting...

Becca

((Oh heaven help me I've thrown up...5? 6? I've lost count. Times since around 4 pm here. It's currently almost 2 am and, since about 9 pm, I've been throwing up once an hour. Literally. Help. :C))

Rebecca: I THINK YOU MEAN BLOODY STUB THERE OBJECT

>:D

AND THIS IS WHERE I TAKE MY LEAVE TO FIND ALL THE RANDOM CALEBS FROM SPACE OR SOUTH AMERICA

Becca

((Also, I figured someone would think of the song xD))

ilbarker

((PFFFF THE QUOTE REFERENCES))

*calls Random Caleb Protection Squad™ and gets them to have a 24/7 watch on all the random Calebs*

ilbarker

((SONG WHAT SONG I MUST KNOW SONG I LOVE SONG IF IT'S IN A MUSICAL I WILL DEVOUR IT WHOLLY PLEASE TELL ME :P))

Becca

((The song immortals?))

((Lol, did you really copyright protect random caleb protection squad?? XD))

Rebecca: HMPH FINE I SHALL NOW EAT ASK THE RANDOM ILBARKERS

Becca

((Autocorrect whhhhhhhyyyyyy????))

ilbarker

((UGH WHY DID MY COMMENT DELETE))

((OH OKAY IMMORTALS WHOOPS))

((And yes, I did copyright it :3))

NUUUUUU

NOT ALL THE ILBARKERS FROM CANADA AND RURAL CHINA

ilbarker

((UGH WHY DID MY COMMENT DELETE))

((OH OKAY IMMORTALS WHOOPS))

((And yes, I did copyright it :3))

NUUUUUU

NOT ALL THE ILBARKERS FROM CANADA AND RURAL CHINA

Becca

AND THE OBJECTS FROM IRELAND AND BOISE, IDAHO

ilbarker

D:

NNNNUUUUUUUUUUUU

Object

I'll be back soon.

*walks off without a care in the world, looking for a band aid*

*calls behind her*

If it's an emergency, break the glass with the little red hammer and press the button.

*gestures over to the emergency equipment*

Becca

Rebecca: *glances between button and ilbarker worriedly*

what does that button do and please don't let her press it....

ilbarker

*looks at button*

I'ma press it :3

*breaks glass and presses button thirteen times for good luck*

Object

*red lights start flashing and alarm beeps*

*runs back in with a bandage covering stub*

I SAID EMERGENCY! THAT WAS A SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON FOR MY RESTAURANT!

Becca

((Didn't realize this convo was still going cuz it got lost in my notifs xD))

Rebecca: NUU NOT THE RESTAURANT

*Eats bomb, disarming it*

ilbarker

WOAH DID YOU TWO JUST BOND OVER SAVING THE CANNIBAL RESTAURANT?!

Object

QAQ

NO OF COURSE NOT

...../////this resturant is my life and love i will die for it oh my god yes i will/////

Becca

Rebecca: WHY WOULD I BOND WITH AN OBJECT OF STORIES

Object

WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN OBJECT, ZOMBIE ALTER-EGO

ilbarker

Oh, and they're back to arguing...

Object

*glares daggers*

ilbarker

*sighs*

Becca

Rebecca: I ONLY WANTED TO SAVE THE RESTAURANT CUZ DA FOOD IS DELISH >:D

Object

THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU COMPLETELY CHANGED THE MENU

Becca

Rebecca: TRIGGERED

Ahhh!!! Shuddap! I hate that term! It's stupid!

MAKE ME

;-;

ilbarker

*facepalms and steps back to watch this play out*

Object

Ahhh, sorry Becca.

AS FOR YOU ZOMBIE, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE BILL FOR NEW TILES. THE BLOOD WON'T COME OUT.*scrubs tiles in vain*

Becca

Wait, why are you apolo----

Rebecca: *magically makes blood disappear*

O.o Did...Did you just help her?

WELL HEALTH INSPECTION WILL SHUT IT DOWN IF THERE'S BLOOD

I WANT REWARD PAYMENT

*eyes object's last hand*

Object

NO

NO REWARD PAYMENT FOR YOU

I can get you a free APPETIZER though, we have rotten eggs, eye of serial killer, wart of witch, and liquid sin.

And the daily recommendation.

Becca

Rebecca: WHAT'S THE DAILY RECOMMENDATION

Object

Erm, just some people that have tried to scam us over the years...

ilbarker

*cough* I collect the liquid sin myself *cough*

Becca

Rebecca: GIMME

*begins destroying kitchen looking for the food*

Object

*slightly nudges Rebecca in the direction of the freezer, then walks away whistling innocently*

Becca

Rebecca: *eyes object suspiciously before looking in freezer*

Object

*looks back, then begins to run*

Becca

Rebecca: WHAT THE

IT'S EMPTY

OBJEEEEEECT

*chases object*

Object

AAAAHHHHHHHH

WHY DID I BUILD THIS RESTAURANT WITH NO DOOOOOOOORRRSS!!

Becca

((Wait, it has no doors?! XDDDD))

Rebecca: THE BETTER TO CHASE YOU AND EAT YOU BIT BY BIT STARTING WITH YOUR OTHER HAND

*is slightly gaining on object*

ilbarker

0.0 Should I..... do something?

Becca

Rebecca: *sees ilbarker standing still contemplating whether she should do something or not*

EASIER PREY

*runs towards ilbarker*

ilbarker

0.0 Oh shoot

*runs away screaming*

Object

*quickly dials up construction company*

I need a door, pronto. PLEASE!

Kit (Welcome, Kit! XD)

...I regret stalking my news feed...

ilbarker

KIT RUN

Object

THERE'S A WILD REBECCA ON THE LOOSE!!!

Kit

NO REGRETS *just kinda floating there*

Becca

Rebecca: OOO I HAVEN'T EATEN DRAGON IN /FOREVER/

*eats a large chunk outta Kit's wing*

Kit

REBECCA COME ON YOU KNOW THAT DOESN'T GROW BACK UNLESS I GET ADMIN TO BE SUPER OP

Object

RUNNNNNN WHILE REBECCA IS DISTRACTED!

*runs around and bumps into walls, forgetting that there is no door*

Kit

*rolls eyes, grabbing Object and il while flying up to the ceiling shakily* Okay, are there any exits?

Becca

Rebecca: NO I ATE THE EXIT BEFORE I ATE CALEB

*tries to grab at object's, ilbarker's, or Kit's dangling feet*

Kit

WELL NOW YOU CANT ESCAPE. And if you eat us now, you won't have anymore food!

Becca

Rebecca: *steals Becca's all-powerful phone and makes herself godlike*

OH COME ON. SERIOUSLY. WHY REBECCA. THAT'S NOT FAIR.

YOU CAN'T STOP ME

HAHAHA

;-;

Kit

...fuuuuuuuuuuu

So many regrets

Well, if this is how I die, let me just...

Cassia16 COME DIE WITH ME DAMMIT

Object

*drops to the floor*

Now, now, if you are HUNGRY, remember we have a menu.

Kit

*falls* Hey wait! *holds up stick* Rebecca, leave us alone or I unleash the wrath of my pet on you.

Becca

(Has Rebecca seen KitKat? I don't think she has....)

Rebecca: PFFFFT HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FRICK IS A STICK GONNA DO TO ME

*grabs object and starts dragging her to the kitchen that has flickering lights to make it look really freaky*

ilbarker

NUUUUUU OBJECT

QUICK, KIT, SET KITKAT ON HER

Kit

(Probably not XD)

*follows Rebecca* Oh, but you should watch. *the stick turns into kitten KitKat*

Becca

Rebecca: NEAT TRICK BUT HOW IS A TINY KITTEN GONNA STOP ME

*is almost to the kitchen*

Kit

Keep watching! *kitten turn to panther and pounces on Rebecca, growling furiously*

Becca

(This is, like, turning into a book on its own XD)

Rebecca: *drops object and starts wrestling KitKat*

*is slowly overpowering the panther*

NOTHING CAN STOP ME

Kit

*poof admin*

Admin: *sips tea* I was summoned?

ADMIN YOU HAVE TO SAVE US BECCA'S ALTER EGO ATE SOME OF MY WING AND CALEB AND THE EXITS

...Oh jeez

Becca

Rebecca: *tosses KitKat's unconscious body to the side and steals admin's tea, drinking it*

YES I NEEDED A DRINK

*goes back and starts treating into KitKat*

(Oh god what is even going on anymore XDDD)

Becca

Tearing* not treating xD

Kit

*kitkat goes back to stick*

Admin: *inhales sharply* OKAY THAT IS IT YOU ARE DEAD

Becca

Rebecca: *is a little mad that she can't eat the stick*

YOU CAN'T KILL ME DUMB***

LANGUAGE!!!!!

ilbarker

((*is casually doing maths homework*))

Kit

Admin:  I AM AN OP CHILD

Becca

Rebecca: *eats ilbarker's math homework*

NOW YOU CAN TELL YOUR TEACHER THAT A ZOMBIE ATE YOUR MATH HOMEWORK

Kit

*wheeze*

ilbarker

*le gasp* I WAS ON THE LAST QUESTION

Object

Um, ???????

*gets up and tries to push a table*

C'MON TURN! TABLES, TURN!

Kit

Admin: *turns table*

The tables have turned!

Admin: *glares*

I'm sorry..

Becca

Rebecca: AND

WHO DID THAT HELP

Kit

Puns--

Becca

Sans: did someone say puns?

WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE SANS

*eats Sans*

ANYWAYS

Cassia   (Eyyy it's Cassia now!  XD)

*steps in* Admin Cassia was called?

Kit

...Sans was eaten...

Caleb was eaten.

My wing was kind of eaten.

il's homework was eaten.

Help us please.

KITKAT WAS ALMOST EATEN CASS

ADMIN'S TEA WAS STOLEN O^Q

Cassia

*sigh* give me a moment to call in OP Cassia

Kit

*cri*  Thank you

Cassia

*does magical summoning thing and OP Cassia appears*

OP Cassia- *cracks knuckles* Ok who needs killing?

*admin cassia vanishes*

Kit

*points at Rebecca* She bit my wing!

Admin: *casually healing Kit's wing*

Cassia

OP Cassia- Ugh you again. *summons an anti-Rebecca capsule*

Object

*watches while sipping some water from the kitchen*

Becca

Rebecca: *runs away from capsule*

Kit

(Hey Object, what's your persona look like?)

Cassia

OP Cassia- *throws Rebecca in the capsule and seals it shut*

Becca

Rebecca: *punches glass as hard as possible and doesn't even crack it*

NUUU LET ME OOOOOUT

Cassia

OP Cassia- *raises eyebrow* You ate my friends. I'm not letting you out

Kit

*wing is healed* Yay! Safeness!

Becca

Rebecca: *sits down and pouts*

Object

(Hmmmmmmmmm...

I dunno......)

Object

(Any ideas?)

ilbarker

(( *cough* Just describe what you look like if you don't know :P *cough* It worked for me xD *cough* ))

Object

*sits down*

Rebecca was our antagonist, how is this chain going to be interesting now?

Cassia

Eh

Object

((I'm got one thing for sure on my persona. BLUE HAIR. :3)

ilbarker

((YAY BLUE HAIR))

*sits down awkwardly* Is this a bad time to tell you I know how to crucify and skin a human?

Becca

Rebecca: *stands up swiftly and presses face and hands to glass like a little kid*

TELL ME SO THAT WHEN I GET OUT I CAN DO THAT TO

SOMEONE

>:D

ilbarker

0.0 Yep, bad time....

Kit

:0 il don't crucify and skin me please

Becca

Rebecca: I DON'T THINK IL IS THE ONE YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT

Kit

Neither of you, please

Cassia

Um... Is this a bad time to mention BC Cassia has a super powerful crazy side...?

Becca

Rebecca:  BC CASSIA SAVE ME

Cassia

BC Cassia- *appears out of no where, an insane look in her eyes* I was called?

Object

No, you weren't.

Now go back to wherever you came from and stay there.

*opens up laptop and starts programming an app cuz*

Kit

IM GOING BACK TO THE CEILING *flies up to the ceiling*

Cassia

BC Cassia turned and glared at Kit. "Dearie what about #Kissia?"

Object

Okay then

*stands up and turns on the soundproof feature of the chamber*

Kit

NOPE NOPE NOPETY NOPE ADMIN GET ME OUT OF HERE

Admin: I mean okay *poof they gone*

Becca

Rebecca: *breathes on glass and writes on it*

"SAVE ME BC CASSIA THEY ARE EVIL WE WILL EAT THEIR FLESH TOGETHER"

Cassia

((You're demonic xD))

BC Cassia- *looks cooly at Rebecca* Give me an example of their misdeeds vs yours.

((She's crazy. Not evil xD ))

Object

Oooo, I want to see what you have done

*stands up to stare at the glass*

Becca

Rebecca: *tries to write whole story on glass summarized*

I JUST WANTED TO EAT AND THEY WOULDN'T LET ME EAT THE FOOD THEY HAD AND IT MADE ME ANGRY

I KEPT TRYING TO EAT THE FOOD THEY HAD AND THEY STILL WOULDN'T LET ME

I FINALLY ATE THE FOOD

*glares smugly at ilbarker*

THEN I HAD SOME MORE

THEY ARE RUDE ABOUT MY EATING CHOICES

SURE I ATE A 6 YEAR OLD BOY ILBARKER IS OBSESSED WITH OBJECT'S HAND AND PART OF KIT'S WING BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME

I'M HUNGRY

;-;

Cassia

BC Cassia- *raises eyebrow* You do know OP Cassia can literally give you anything you want right? She's a book goddess for Notch's sake!

OP Cassia- *looks at Rebecca, frowning slightly*

((Is it weird that I image OP Cassia as a male angel? Like a super buff, deep voice, the whole 9 yards freaking archangel Gabriel himself kinda angel?))

Becca

((That's sounds hilarious xD))

Rebecca: *is still writing*

PLZ LET ME OUT

Cassia

((Now I want art of that xD))

OP Cassia- *steps toward the glass* Are you going to hurt anyone here if I let you out?

Becca

Rebecca: *crosses fingers in mind*

NO

Kit

*casual fangirl Kit becuz, why not?*

HERRO-- WOW A PERSON!! WHAT UNIVERSE ARE YOU FROM?!

Cassia

OP C- *rolls eyes* Oh come on do you think me stupid? Demonic creatures like you always lie. I want your word in a binding contract. *summons a quill and parchment*

Object

*watches in fascination*

Oooooo

*takes notes with one good hand*

Kit

FG Kit: *pokes Object* Haiya!

Cassia

FG kit?))

OP C- *finishes writing the contract* Ready to make a deal with the OP power god Rebecca?

Object

*waves unsurely*

Hi...?

Kit

(Fangirl Kit XD)

FG Kit: Are you a human?

Becca

Rebecca: *attempts reverse-psychology from information*

I MEAN YES I'LL KILL EVERYONE >:)

Object

*shrugs, still watching the contract*

Kit

FG Kit: Where's- Oh wait, never mind! CASSIA! HAI!

Cassia

(Shit I gtg, cya all tomorrow)

Becca

(Ok, bye!)

Object

(seeya cassia!)

ilbarker

'SURE I ATE A 6 YEAR OLD BOY ILBARKER IS OBSESSED WITH'

*pouts* I'm gonna kill you for that...

((BUT THAT IS LIKE THE WEIRDEST SENTENCE EVER xD))

Object

*pokes up weirdly behind ilbarker*

Or are you..?

ilbarker

*looks to the right* Well, I mean, why shouldn't I?

OHHHH RIGHT

Um........

I can't really do that without killing Becca........

Maybe I could get Seto to take Rebecca out of Becca and into me so the main character stays??

I mean, we can't kill the main character!!

And there always needs to be one of the characters shown a bit to die

So, it would work!

And it'd also save lives!!

:D

Win, win situation!!!

Sign me up! :3

ilbarker

*scribbles name on sheet titled 'Volunteer to Host Rebecca's Spirit in their Body so the Main Character can stay alive'*

Object

*watches proudly, glad to have swayed ilbarkers decision and also partly signing their death wish*

ilbarker

:3 I'm ready!

((Becca, get yo butt over here to be Seto because we won't be able to keep him in character as this is your book xD))

Cassia

(( TwT dude you know Admin Cassia is Seto's freaking kid right?))

Kit

(Admin is also Seto's sister XD we skilled, so skilled)

Cassia

((XD that was like forever ago Kit. xD))

Becca

Ghost Seto: How the frick did I get outta that room? Wait, is this a restaurant? Is that Becca in a capsule? Why does she look so bloodthirsty? What the flip is going on?!

Object

too much to explain.

Can you please transfer The demon to ilbarker and then kill ilbarker?

Kit

FG K: DOES ANYONE HAVE FRENCH FRIES?!

(Fangirl Kit is obsessed with French fries, French toast, literally anything French. If it mentions France or is actually French, she loves it.)

Cassia

Admin Cassia- I have a better idea than transferring Rebecca to il then killing her

Kit

FG K: FRENCH FRIEEEEEEES

Cassia

BC Cassia- *stalks over to fg k* Be quiet

Becca

Rebecca: HEY FG K I'LL GIVE YOU SOME FRENCH FRIES AND FRENCH TOAST IF YOU LET ME OUT

Cassia

Admin Cassia- But I have America's greatest fighting Frenchman! *randomly poofs Lafayette in*

Lafayette- Bonjour *waves at FG K*

Kit

FG K: *looks back and forth* ...Why is the person in the capsule? IS SHE FRENCH?!

Cassia

Admin Cassia- no she's evil

Kit

FG K: BUT IS SHE FRENCH

Cassia

admin Cassia- no she's American

Kit

FG K: are YOU French?

Object

Can you explain the idea now?

-_-

Cassia

Admin Cassia- *rolls eyes* Sure I'm French.

OP Cassia- I can literally summon anything. I could summon a shell of a human with no soul, put Rebecca in the shell, then kill it. No one gets hurt

Object

...good idea.

Kit

FG K: *star eyes* You're French, AND you're a Cassia! Two birds with one stone.

Becca

Rebecca: BUT I'M A REBECCA AND I'M HALF-GERMAN

Dude, really?! Why is me being half-german got to do with anything?!

SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO GET HER ATTENTION

;-;

Kit

FG K: *looks at Rebecca with an 'eh' look* But you're not French. And plus, Kit isn't shipped with Becca, so Cassia is a higher priority!

Becca

Rebecca: EASY THEN NEW SHIP #----

REBECCA, DON'T EVEN. DON'T. EVEN.

#KITCA

Why you little....

Kit

FG K: -.- no it would be Kicca! And plus, Cassia is French.

Becca

Rebecca: BONJOUR

*facepalm*

Kit

FG K: ...Salut amis humain, ou devrais-je dire mal double personnalité de mon ami ? Je suppose que vous parlez couramment le français, tout comme moi qu'un vrai français serait en mesure de me comprendre, sauf si bien sûr vous avez consacré des années de votre vie à étudier la langue française.

Becca

Rebecca: JE SUIS LE FRANÇAIS BIEN BIEN MERCI BEAUCOUP

o.o

I'm calling google translate on that one.

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A TRANSLATOR HERE

Becca

(I actually did use google translate, I'm better at German xD)

Kit

FG K: Eh bien, si vous le dites ! Mais promettez de ne pas me manger.

(Google translate isn't reliable--

I use it anyways)

Cassia

Admin Cassia- *hugs FG K* Don't listen to her, she's using technology to fool you!

Kit

FG K: ...B-but... French!

Object

*has no idea what any of the previous comments say*

Becca

(XD)

Rebecca: ICH HEIßE REBECCA

THAT'S ABOUT ALL I CAN REMEMBER FROM GERMAN WITHOUT

NEVER MIND

.-.

Object

....wha????

Kit

(HEY YOU! YES YOU! WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGNS)

Becca

(Me?)

Becca

(Virgo)

Object

(no idea)

Kit

(Danke! And look it up, Object :3)

Object

(Oh, yeah, I'm Taurus.)

spark     (Eyyy you a bit late spark XD)

(I dont know why I cane here....)

Cassia

(Idk either xD)

spark

(....halp, I'm bored

Becca

WATTPAD IS BROKEN AND I POSTED A NEW CHAPTER AND ILBARKER'S GONNA DIE AND WAHHHHH

Kit

(XD)

spark

*coughcough*imaabouttocomplainandaskwhy*coughcough*) why are you killing her, why havent I gotten the motif, why didnt cas die instead, why didnt you die, how is Caleb still alive, how is Spark still alive but seemed like she's basically dead, why am I asking so many questions, why do none of these questions have question marks, how come my phone says this comment only has 10 replies

Kit

FG K: ...Sooooooooooo. *casually deaths*

Becca

(What are these questions even about?! This comment or this book or what?!)

spark

Its mostly about this book and what you just commented 😆

Becca

Still so confused xD

spark

Mew

Object

....you just said that ilbarker is going to die..

OHHHHHHH

spark

......

ilbarker

WAIT I DONT UNDERSTAND I DIDNT DIE

ilbarker

OR DID I??

ilbarker

OH NOW I UNDERSTAND

ilbarker

OKAY IM FINE WITH THAT👌🏼

ilbarker

THE GREATER GOOD AND ALL THAT

Object

XD

Huff...huff...OVER.  4,500 WORDS.  OMG.

THAT TOOK ME FOREVER XDDDDDD