I am not allowed to stay at home alone be cuz my parents obviously think I'm stupid. They say "oh! but you'll open the door to strangers and tell people over the phone you home alone!" I mean seriously do they think I'm stupid? One why would I even open the door and two even if I do answer the house phone (witch I'm too lazy to) I'd just hang up if it wasn't a relative I know. I mean the slim chance there is a stranger I know where the knife drawer is and I own and metal baseball bat and golf club.