HELLO HELLO GUESS WHO'S BACK WITH ANOTHER RANT!!!! WHAT'S GOIN ON EVERYBAAAAAADDDDDAAAYYYYY???!??

*ahem*

Now ya know what pissed me off this time? My apartment security guard.

Lemme tell y'all how it went down. Because that's what you're here for, why else would you stick around you love me and thus listen to my whining (ilysm people istg😭❤️)

So, I've had about *pauses to count on her fingers and toes* 14 years of school, okay? 14 terrible horrible wonderful years. And amongst the 14 long years there are 3 that stand out (~˘▾˘)~

8th, 9th and 10th grade. Atleast, Indian standard, I dunno what this means to the rest of you guys. But I was 13, 14 and 15 years old.

And why does this stand out, you ask? Because I made the most amazing friends  ( ˘ ³˘)♥

People are usually so surprised when I say this, because that's too young, you make lifelong friends in college, not school, highschool friendships fall apart trust me I know.

😀 I wish the IKA community would just shut the fuck up for a second, please.

Thank you. Now lemme tell you, these friends I made are fantabulous. We were 28 of us from 8th to 10th, which is a very small number of students to be in one class in my school (usually theres about 45 on an average), and we never even went through shuffling because we were all *drum roll* HINDI STUDENTS!!!

THAT'S RIGHT! IT MEANS WE REBELS TOOK UP HINDI AS OUR SECOND LANGUAGE INSTEAD OF OUR MOTHERTONGUE, OUR REGIONAL LANGUAGE HWAHWAHWA―

That's awesome okay, laugh with me.

(҂‾ -‾)︻デ═一 \(˚▽˚’!)/

And so three long years of friendship later, we've become a strong group. We have our very own photographer😍, bike racer, our own chef😏, a few doctors, engineers, lawyers, teachers and more. We're like a society ourself damn🙊🙊.

And the best part is, we all still really enjoy getting together. And when we do, it's like the years in between have never happened at all😭❤️

It's like MAGIC to me, honestly and I love love love itttt  (∩ ^-^)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

So, by now, bored to death you must be wondering why tf is she rambling, how is this related to her apartment security―

I'LL GET THERE😔.

So, another bit of info before I get into it, I'm leaving home for college soon, moving to a nearby state. I'll be staying in a hostel blah blah blah but I'll be fine, it's a really cool place. I'll still be here on Wattpad, if anyone wants to know😀👍

So, as I was saying, my old classmates had a reunion last Saturday and boy was it FUNNN. Four of them got together and organized everything amazingly, and we just had a great time. I just feel like I need to give them shout outs even though they dunno about me Wattpad, but yeah SHOUT OUT TO YOU GUYS😭❤️ IT WAS BEAUTIFUL😭❤️❤️

Now my real rant begins. Yesterday, at around four in the evening, two of my friends came over to give me a bunch of photos from the reunion, that I'd begged them for ಥ_ಥ . They drove all the way to my place, called me when they got here and I flew downstairs to get them. Since they said they didn't wanna come up, I agreed to do the copy paste work downstairs itself, so we settled next to a random vehicle and got to work.

So now the security dude kept hovering about, while we just joked around✌️. Once the copying thing was over we went to the little playground right there in front of the apartment and the two idiots who came to see me got on the see-saw and started playing like little fucking kids I took a video their lives are ruined hwahwahwahwa😀😀―

ANYWAY,  that's when Mr Security pops up, just as they got off the see-saw, and began lecturing.

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And when I say lecturing, I mean unnecessary, unwarranted lecturing.

He was all that's not for you, that's for the little kids here, I'll lose my job etc etc― and this bit is understandable but then― you're all teenagers anyway, you'll just ignore me or scorn my words, you don't respect your elders, you're all arrogant―

(°_°)☝now wait a sec―

―none of you know how to behave now anyway, if I lose my job who'll be to blame, you're all set lose here, all so disrespectful to your elders―

But none of us ever did anything or say anything disrespectful to him―well he didn't give us a gap to talk at all

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Now my friends that arrived were two jokesters, and they just shrugged and went 'we were just uh...checking to see if it works😬😬!' but apparently that's disrespectful behavior and talk 🙂.

I mean okay dude, whatever  (¬__¬)

Annoyed, I just sent my friends off on their way. That was when I noticed another flatmate of mine sitting there by the stairs watching everything. She's older than me, and she's badass😎 and I like her so I hung back to talk―

AND IN SWEEPS MR. SECURITY GUY STILL RAMBLING ABOUT MY FRIENDS WHO JUST LEFT

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

I was stumped. Like you're still on that
(╯°□°）╯? And then he goes on and on and ON to talk about how kids these days are horrible and just plain disrespectful, how when we have kids, they'll be so badly behaved and treat us like shit😐, much shittier shit than how we treat our elders now, how American culture is infiltrating India 😐😐and how we want stuff like they do, boyfriends and girlfriends at 10 years old, and have you seen the way they treat their parents―

That's when the badass I was talking to intervened and said kids outside India also start working and earning their own money at a young age😏, and no, they respect their parents a lot, this is just a misunderstanding Indians have😒―

―no no it's not like that, everyone here of the new generation is trying to be like them, adopting that disgusting culture, see how they tried to make PDA okay here but the moral police people shooed them away with brooms, literally this happened don't you know―

Yeah we heard but the moral police also kill people just because they're in love💀―

―ofc you don't know, you don't read newspapers or watch news on TV these days, you kids don't have any general knowledge or anything―

Now hold on a sec (¬▂¬)―

―and those two who just came, they're boys anyway, boys today are so arrogant and unbearable, and they do what they want, say what they want and it's fine for them, nobody will ask but you're a girl―

And THAT was where I scowled at him.

Until then I was listening quietly, annoyed but silent because he's an older guy, and I was raised to be nice and polite to people like security guards and house maids and stuff and not treat them like dirt like most people do here😔😔. But it took that line for me to understand his problem💀.

I was a girl, and my two friends had been boys, arriving on a bike 💀.

A perfectly normal, un-fancy, quiet bike that one of them bought second hand, with the money he gathered after long years of waiting and yearning.

But of course none of that applies because he's a guy, driving a bike, and coming over to visit a girl, and laughing and playing and being funny.

Translates to : perfect material for unwarranted judgement.

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I. Was. So. Pissed.

But before I could say anything rude, i walked away, leaving him rambling to himself 🙀

I mean wtf  is the problem with these PEOPLE, MAN?! Why do they have to be so fucking judgemental?! He also probably think I'm some sort of hoe now, cuz that day I was also wearing a cold shoulder top, and I BET that just added to his pile of shit but unfortunately for him, I don't give even the tiniest fraction of a fuck ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜).

Nobody gets to judge other people like that. Old fashioned people like him, THE REASON WHY OUR COUNTRY IS PROGRESS-PHOBIC😭, will never understand good friendship. Now I know where his opinions stem from, there are other cases and I admit there are a LOT of those other cases. But not everyone is like that and also...

...how fucking DARE he assume things about me💀?

Who the absolute fuck does he think he is?

Is that⬆️ arrogance? Pride? My ego? Or is that a warranted reaction of anger? I think I have a right to be angry and insulted, but idk...

.... because according to them, whatever I do is wrong. So might as well prove them right

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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And thus we have reached the ending of another episode of McSprinkles rants and tags! Thank you for staying! Hope you were bored!

Btw guys IKA is 'I Know All', the group of people, doctors and marketers and just anybody who think that they do indeed know all, even though they have their facts wrong and do not have evidence to back it up.

That's a thing I got from Dr.Mike, go watch him, he's amazing.

See y'all next time ( ˘ ³˘)♥

PS: THANK YOU MUFFIN FOR THIS^ I'M SO HAPPY YOUUUUU😭😭❤️❤️