1. Lol, lmao, rofl.
    
      Okay so usually they don't annoy me, I'm fine with it. But after a while, or during even slightly serious messages, seeing this thing just irks me so bad. I understand it's something teenagers use in this time and age, and I should be using them too, but unfortunately, these three are things I just cannot bring myself to type out because God it is so overused, outdated, and just annoying in general. I don't know, when people text me with these in constant use, like every other sentence, I just....kinda lose interest.

Because it's obvious that no one ever laughs out loud while typing lol. And why would you attach this abomination to the end of a normal sentence that has no humour in it whatsoever?

2. Screenshots
   
       Now this is something we're ALL guilty of, I know it, don't deny it. Best friends are excusable, I guess, I mean I do it too but just.... screenshotting a serious conversation and spreading it around and having a laugh....nope. Not nice. When someone's talking to you about their feelings or opening up, it's because they trust you. Why in blazes would you break that just to look cool among your friends?

I just don't understand people sometimes. Last time I saw someone do this in front of me, I punched him straight in the nose.

....I have my moments, yes.

I guess I've been 'isolated' since, but I don't care and I've found better friends. Don't play with other people's feelings ever. That. Is. Not. Nice.

Don't do it.

3. Hypocrites.

     We're all hypocrites sometimes, it's true. I try my bestest best not to be one, always thinking thrice before doing something, to check if it goes against my principles and any of those that I preach. But there are some people who just....take it way too far and it disappoints me and makes me mad. Especially when it's someone I look up to. Preach one thing, do the other... that's not fair, and I feel so bad. I loose a little bit of the respect I had for them and that's just....sad.

4. Adults

        I don't think I need to elaborate on this one. Adults are the biggest hypocrites alive and most of them don't even know how to adult but act like they're so much better than us teens...you can go shove it somewhere else thank you very much.

And stop trying to tell me how to live my life properly. Every time you talk about your own achievement and how amazingly fantabulous your own kids are...

Although of course there are admirable ones. Exceptions apply to everything except math problems; there's only one answer there.

5. Insisting.

        I HATE this. Trying to push me into doing something I do not want to do is just ANNOYING. I will go from beaming to scowling at you within milliseconds. If I don't want to sing a song, I don't. If I dont wanna come on a trip for reasons I clearly stated, I don't. If I don't want another helping of food (although this is rare and only when the food is horrible) I DON'T. Stop bothering me, ugh.

6. Boasting.

       There's a difference between being confident and just downright boasting. When you try and convince me of all your admirable traits and riches and whatnot when your personality is basement....

Better stop before my mood shifts and I put you in your place. You won't even know what hit you.

7. Lack of compassion.

       Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Either that or they're survivors. Whatever the case, even if you feel like the person is fake and pretentious or too uptight or whatever it is, whether you like them or not, just hold on before being bitchy or mean. Don't attack anybody first for your own entertainment, see if they come at you fist. Take some time to study them, because you might not know what's going on in their life, or their head. Don't be mean on spot, hold on just a second, watch and confirm.

And if they're still fake and attacking you, give 'em hell.

*** If some one is bullying or hating on you, smack 'em hard, no questions asked. Having problems is not an excuse for hating on others.***

8. Lack of hygiene.

       DO NOT ASK ME FOR MY TOWEL, MY HAIR BRUSH, MY HAIR ACCESSORIES OR THE ONLY POWDER PUFF I OWN. Just no. Understand that these products are strictly personal and no one else is allowed to touch them. It is unbelievably unhygienic and....nope. Just NO.

Now I'm not saying I'm the most hygenic person on the planet, I'm NOT. But there are a few things I'm super strict about.

Also, eating from my plate. Stealing with cutlery is acceptable..... NOT. DONT TOUCH MY FOOD. But in India, we usually use our hands to eat. And my own washed and clean hand is fine because I'm the one eating, but putting your hands in my plate, or just buying one plate of food at a roadside dhaba and everybody's fingers diving inside―

Nuh-uh. No. Way. Stay away from me and my food, and no, I don't want any of yours. Eww. I can't count the number of times I've sat hungry because of this.

I also have a thing about sharing glasses and spoons and stuff. Or straws. Or even my water bottle. I'm comfortable around some people, if I see that they aren't completely disgusting about it (like putting their mouth on my bottle uuuuggghhhhh) but others...NO. I don't even let my brother eat from my bowl or spoon because he licks them. And I do not want your saliva on my food thank you very much. Nobody tag him, I'm serious. I will come find you.

I'm sure everybody knows people like this, and just respect their wishes. Don't write them off as rude or snobby just because they won't share their make up brushes or let you eat from their plate because it. Is. Simply. Unhygienic. They're doing this for both your sakes. Stop bothering such people and calling them snobs and pushing them away. It's stupid if you can't see the reasons or the importance for yourself.

..... I'm going to give you a little example. Suppose your friend has, let's say dandruff problems. When she refuses to share her comb or hair things with you, but you argue and take them and put it on anyway― tada! Now you have dandruff too!

That stuff is infectious, you do not know how much. Beware.

And if you're like, hey, I have it too, so no big deal―

Um NO. Your dandruff is yours, theirs is theirs, as weird as that sounds but it's true.

Just bring your own stuff and stay in your own personal space. It's not too hard.

Aaaaaaaaand now I'm hungry. Okay bye.

PS: To anyone who I grossed out, or weirded out or just....plain annoyed with the absolutely weird stuff I said, I'm sorry. I hated writing it too, but it just had to be said.