I remember once I was at a friends party like last year and I was on a floaty in the deep end which was stupid on my part and my friends were in the shallow end fighting over a pizza floaty

I leaned over to grab the wall but the floaty flipped and shouted "OH SHI-" and fell under water

Couldn't touch the floor because I'm fucking short and my eyes wide open mouth open the whole shabang

The water looked like the bare ocean in Nemo

I reach for the wall panicked as I couldn't find the step until I grabbed on and pulled myself up gasping

I was shook

I was frozen

I was caught off guard

None of my 3 or 4 friends there noticed a thing Nobody even noticed

Until my guy friend asked why I looked so shook and I just looked at him and said "BITCH I ALMOST DROWNED THE FUCK"

Then later we all watched por-