Just like skip this lmao

-seriously-
I just need this as a reminder to draw this

Sam: well well well look who finally decided to join us from his blowjob break.

Brunoe: don't sell me short, I cummed three men before noon.

Sam: been there, done that, got the promotion

Brunoe: *mutters under his breath*

Someone: so when can I get a promotion?

Sam: The only person I'd be willing to have sex with is literally anyone else