Spiders *shudders violently*
Why do spiders exist? I know they keep the insect population in check but do we need all these diverse species of spiders? Can we not just have Daddy Long Legs (a.k.a daddy Ash).
They are the mist poisonous spider but can't harm humans. They are the ideal spider species. At least I only freak out a little bit when I see one. With other spiders I freak the fuck out and will not go in that specific area for at least an hour.
And this one time I found a hobo spider on my bathroom wall. I screamed bloody murder and almost died running to the living room due to my clumsiness. Then I made my dad go kill it. But no he decides to go into the bathroom, pick it up, and put it outside where it can live. AND IT DIDN'T FUCKING BITE HIM! LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH SPIDERS NOT BITING MY DAD. EVERYTIME. AND WHY WOULD YOU LET THAT THING LIVE! I LOOKED UP WHAT A BITE FROM ONE OF THOSE CAN DO TO YOU AND ITS NOT PRETTY AND YOU WILL DIE.
I say death to all species of spiders except he Daddy Long Legs (a.k.a daddy Ash).
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