Dedicated to one of my favorite wattpaders, @bluecoolicecream. Thank you so much for commenting and reading! I absolutely love your work! Make sure to check her out. I'm sorry if this isn't what you were expecting. I'm running out of ideas.
Hi! My name is Veronica Lily Flower Potter.
Harry: What is this creature?!
I'm Harry Potter's twin sister!
Harry: NOOO NOT THIS ANYTHING BUT THIS
Percy: I know how you feel man.
Witches and wizards: O_o
Me: PERCY THIS ISN'T YOUR FANDOM! Get outta here!
Lily: did we make her?
James: no...
Everyone always says Voldemort is sooo scary but really he's just a dude with no nose. I can so beat him.
Lily: even if she wasn't mine to begin with... YOU ARE NOT MY CHILD!!!!
Everyone is all like "OMG HARRY POTTER AHHH OMG!" All the time but really it's like me that they should be obsessing over.
Voldemort: Uhhh.... nope. I only tried to kill him. She doesn't matter because she's like poop. Disgusting. Oh by the way, PREPARE TO DIE, HARRY POTTER! AVADA KEDEVERA!!!
Harry: EXPELIAMRUS!
Seriously, my brother is just a spoiled brat.
Voldemort and Death Eaters: (laughing till they die)
It's no wonder the Dursleys hate him and think he's a waste of space!
Dudley: But I don't think he's a waste of space.
Harry: thanks man.
Dudley: No problem, man.
Harry: Hey, where's my parents?
Me: Crying in the corner.
So one day on Dudley's birthday we got letters and aunt Tuney
Lily: (fire in eyes)
Coach Hedge: No it's like this, DIE CUPCAKE
and Uncle Vernon were like "omg we're sooo happy for you you can like, totes go to Pig Farts"
Petunia and Vernon and Hedge and Lily: DIE CUPCAKE
Hermione: HOGWARTS
opp And of course Harry is just a brat and at school I was sorted into Gryffindor
Everyone: doubt it
James: can someone kill this pile of poop?
Voldemort: I WILL
James: DO IIIIIITTTTT
And I like totes saved the school cuz like I totes didn't do like anything when the idiotic Golden Trio tried to stop Voldemort.
Everyone: (face brick)
Lily: Voldemort, please kill me again.
Ha everyone loves me
Lily and James: (Crying)
Everyone: NO WE DON'T