Requested by bluecoolicecream! I'm not hating on the author or the story but I read it then I was grumpy and now this happens. Enjoy!
Chapter one:
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprezzing life u rok z! MCR ROX!
Hermione: Please tell me you changed that to make it shorter, Fangirl!
Me: No, I'm copying this word for word.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Me: Oh great, the super long name's AGAIN!!
Lily: Yeah. And you NEVER start a book with "Hi my name is"!
That's it for now! Bye!