My abusive step father wakes me up. "WAKE UP ARIEL AQUA RAMA CARLU JACKSON!" He yells and in my ear.
Annabeth: Oh dear God. Please tell me this isn't a Percy sibling story!
He walks out and slams the door.
Hazel: Poor door...
He's so mean!
Percy: ....Really?
I look in my closet before choosing. It was a short skirt that went up to my upper thighs, a super tight shirt, red stockings, and giant heels.
Drew: Oh my.....
I'm such a tomboy!
All of the Aphrodite cabin except for Piper: WE'RE DONE!
Piper: Really?!
I look in the mirror and gaze at my reflection.
Everyone: Nooooooooooooooooo
A girl with natural bluish greenish hair, blue orbs, red, full, lips, pink cheeks, and pale skin stares back at me.
Annabeth: THAT'S NOT! But-?! Ugh!
Even if I'm a model, I'm so ugly!
Annabeth: somebody needs to throw a dictionary at this creature.
I walked out of my room doing my catwalk as usual. Then I bump into my older twin brother, Percy Jackson.
Percy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Dad! You too, Mom?
Sally: SHE'S NOT MINE!
Poseidon: NOT MINE EITHER!
Percy is like the hottest boy in school. If we weren't brother and sister then I would so date him.
Percy: (Gags)
Annabeth and Hedge: DIE CUPCAKE!
He smiles. "Wuz up sis?" I giggle. "Nothing." We go to a bus stop and ride the bus to school with our best friend Grover. He so likes me!
Grover: NO I DON'T!!!
This SUPPER ANNOYING girl Lancy Fit or something was throwing PB and J at Grover. Percy tried to be the weirdo hero and failed, and Grover was the Hippie.
Percy and Grover: Hey!
Lancy tried to talk to me cause like, I'm like the most popular and pretty girl in the school cause like I'm like a model.
Percy: NO SISTER OF MINE IS A MODEL!!
Sally, Percy, and Poseidon: DISOWNED EVEN IF YOU WERE NEVER OWNED BY US!!!
I'm still so ugly!!!!!
Everyone: ATEDH D ERR JFHNDGNXTMCD