English Teacher: Yes, this is technically a SHerlock Holmes fanfiction. And before you guys all freak out: not all fanfiction is hot, descriptive sex.

Me (in my head): No Mrs Slowik, that is what we authors call smut, or yaoi, or NSFW (WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT STAND FOR?!), or whatever the staight stuff is called.

Yep, that was my English class. We were  talking about Stephen King's The Doctor's Case. It wasn't too bad, but if you call it a fanfic it's right up my alley. One of us, one of us, one of us...