Alright ive had enough of seeing this type of shit

Deku this. Issei that, how many stories have i seen that feature some version of deku and issei? TOO MANY

But you know what pisses me off the most? People overhyping these two dumbasses and putting them up against people way above their weight class 

and what do i mean by that you say?

on the Deathbattle wiki under possible opponents are a list of people they could fight

and ima debunk and roast the shit out of some of these match ups

lets start with issei shall we?

first one who catches my attention? 

Anos Voldigoad.... anos fucking Voldigoad 

say what you want about anos pre nerf or not Issei aint touchin Anos due to oh idk the fact hes barely touching anos given his magic

Next up is... Ben 10

Do i need to explain how several aliens in the omnitrix can solo issei? no? good because i could go on for hours about that

Bayonetta....

literally has killed angels and gods with pistols and has time stopping abilities

Mario

Depends on the version but if we go with  the sprite versions like on youtube who can keep up with hyper sonic and such its wraps for issei

Sonic:

Its fucking sonic DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THE ASS WHOOPIN HE WOULD GET FROM SONIC?

BITCH AINT GETTIN PAST HIS SPEED AND STRENGTH and we aint talking about super or any other form of sonic as those would be overkill

And then theres spawn... from dc comics...

...

Everyone who knows how op spawn is:.....

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND THOUGHT THIS SHIT WAS A FAIR FIGHT?! IN WHAT WAY DOES ISSEI STAND A SHIT OF A CHANCE AGAINST SPAWN?! 

if anyone has a defense for issei for any of these let me know in the comments

Now for Dekus opponents

First up is.... Ben 10..... he loses worse than issei does so moving on

and its issei.... look as much as we rag on issei deku isnt beating issei one on one

theirs a kamen rider character named Kamen Rider Faiz but i know nothing about it so if you guys could let me know if he wins that would be helpful

Krillin

Ok this would be a tough fight but krillin is just far more skilled and is faster then issei even in his speed form

the big three of naruto: Naruto, Sauske and sakura

Lets all be real here for a minute and agree that Those three solo mha entirely ok?

Oh your not convinced well lets just point out the fact naruto and saskue at minimum are continental and sakura in terms of raw strength is on equal footing with them

also naruto and saskue blitz deku into the earth so it aint a contenst  

Shantae: now this one is interesting since she has magicon her side but i dont know her full limits (at time of writing this) so i would be curious to see how this would go down

And finally senator armstrong

now this is a fucking fight

while deku has the speed advantage i dont know if he could tank hits from the senator And lets be honest Can deku beat

Thats my quick and honest reactions to these stupid match ups people put them up against

and im not even talking about idiots putting them up against goku -=-  so ima dip and you all enjoy this rant