shitpostin' 9
Marco and Alexia: -asleep-
Ali and Victoria: -giggle and sneak into their parents room- Mommy daddy wake up
Marco: Alexia can you deal with them please
Alexia: No before dawn they are your children
Marco: -groans-
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Rhodinite: -as a little kid- When I grow up I wanna marry an angel
Jayson: Sure you will
-timeskip to now-
Jayson's ghost: -sees Brielle holding Rhodinite's hand- Holy shit he actually did it
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Blair: I wonder what would happen if I gave Lia catnip
Brendon: It will most likely not end up in the erotic situation you are thinking of
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Rhodinite: I have traumatic expiriences -points at Bellatrix- you have traumatic experiences -points at Thomas- he has traumatic experiences. Is there anyone else with traumatic experiences I should know about
Marco; -slowly raises his hand-
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Tilly: -sees Arthur asleep on the couch and goes to prank him by slapping whipped cream onto his face-
Arthur: -wakes up and pecks her lips then has the whipped cream hit her gently in the face- nice try
Tilly: -pouts but giggles- Cheater
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Kumi: You know your gunna loose him to me
Maria: Excuse me
Kumi: You heard me your not gunna get that boy
Maria: bitch come back when your ass is relevant to the story
Everyone else: Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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Brielle and Rhodinite: -arguing-
Arthur: Why are they fighting
Blair: Dunno don't care it is awesome
Brielle: -mentions about her being superior-
Rhodinite: That's not wait it looked like last night in bed
Brielle: FUCK YOU
Rhodinite: No Fuck You
Brendon: They are fighting over who is the sassiest and most sarcastic
Marco: Wow what an honour but as the reigning champion I must say I am afraid of the competition this year -says sarcastically-
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Lia: Dammit I failed the test
Blair: Well I guess you could say :3
Lia: No
Blair: you
Lia: Don't
Blair: Got
Lia: Blair don't you fucking dare
Blair: ......
Lia: -sighs in relief-
Blair: -whispers in her ear- Schooled
Lia: -flips the desk- I will fucking end you!!
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Marie(luis's sister): -doing something maniacal and stupid-
Luis: would you believe I share genetic material with her
Emir: why because she is an anarchistic bitch or because your a giant pussy
Luis: 0°0
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