Shitpostin' 7
Solis: I'm The Best Brother In The Whole world
Bellaxtrix: Nope
Solis: Best Brother in this school
Bellaxtrix: -shakes her head-
Solis: Best Brother
Bellaxtrix: No
Solis: Brother
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Rhodinite: I can fit the whole world in my hands
Brielle: No you can't
Rhodinite: Yes I can watch -cups her face-
Brielle: -blushes and looks away- S-stop I have a reputation Rhod
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Lia: -at the start of the academy- i dont like people
Blair: -enters the academy-
Lia: i like one (1) people
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Brielle: Blair have you seen Rhodinite
Blair: Hold up I'll get him
Brielle: Ho-
Blair: When I Was A Young Boy
Rhodinite: -comes crashing throught the wall- My Father Took Me To The City To See A Marching Band!!
Brielle: Holy Fu-
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-pokemon au-
Brendon; -holding litten-
Rhodinite: -has rowlet perched on his shoudler-
Arthur: -playing with popplio-
Blair: -bursts out of no where riding Solgaleo- Guys Check Out What I Found
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Brielle: -in the forge waiting for Rhodinite and was with feliz- this is boring feliz
Feliz: -loading all the songs that it recorded while marco sings and works- uhhuh
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Aloya: Let me go with you
Aster: I can't risk loosing someone I care about
Miracle: I'll go
Aster: Okay
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Blair: L-lia you left a hickey on my neck my perfect complection is ruined
Lia: -shows off all the hickeys Blair gave her- Bitch
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Brendon: WHAT!? -his hair sets completely in flames then cools down- it's okay I'm chill
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Blair: -reading a liscens plate- Honk if you ♡ titties
Lia: Blair no...
Blair: -honks the horn with the biggest grin on her face-
Lia: -blushing deeply- What am I going to do with you
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Rhodinite: -hasn't taken off his shirt since the first mating season due to reasons but got into a bet with Blair-
Blair: Aww yis
Brielle: -blushes-
Blair: -spots all the hickeys over his body- what are those
Rhodinite: Uuuuuhhhh Lizard bites
Brielle: -blushing covering her face-
Blair: MUSTA BEEN A REALLY HUNGRY LIZARD
Brielle: Sometimes when two lizards love each other very much -blushing deeply twiddling her fingers-
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Bellatrix: -kicks open the door- Are you two having sex
Maria: -looks at solis- Why didn't you say so I wouldn't have turned you down
Solis: -shrugs-
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Lia: Sorry I'm late I was doing stuff
Blair: I'm stuff
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Brielle: Rhod what colour are my eyes
Rhodinite: -still a bit tired- A soft hue of an endless glittering ocean forever crashing into my heart
Brielle: -blushes- w-what
Rhodinite: -snaps awake and blushes deeply- blue I said blue
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Blair: You know what Lia Fuck you I don't need this right now
Lia; -blushing and shaking- FUCK ME!!
Blair: -stares at her blushing- what
Lia: Did I fucking stutter
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Pyros: WHY ARE THE BABIES ON FIRE
Christiana: Why are you worrying its a regular thing
Pyros: Your being a horrible mother
Christiana: And your the one who genetically gave them that ability
Pyros: Touché
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Brendon: having a penis is fun
Solis: It has it's ups and downs
Rhodinite: It's sometimes a little hard
Bellatrix: -covering Tilly and Arthur's ears- oh jesus fuck you guys come on
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Blair: who's turn is it to give the pep talk
Lily: It's Brielle's
Brielle: Fuck shit up and don't die
Rhodinite: So inspirational
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Tilly: You family members are so nice
Arthur: My great uncle Marco, grandma Eira and Papy Grinder have killed some people before
Tilly: Even better
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Arthur: Dad what's it like to have the most awesome child
Aster: I dunno arthur ask your grandmother
Arthur: Yeah Aunty selene is pretty awesome -smirks-
Aster: -chokes on air-
Selene: TAKE THAT YOU FLAMING FEATHER BRAIN! -grinning widely and high fives Arthur-
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During Mating Season
ArticIron (shipname for Rhodinite and Brielle)
Brielle: -cuddling with Rhodinite-
Rhodinite: -slowly moves his hand to grab a cookie-
Brielle: -glares and lets out a low growl-
Rhodinite: -freezes and retracts his hand-
PurityGlass (Arthur and Tilly)
Arthur: -protectively hugging Tilly while she is passed out- Mine
BlackBeauty (Lia and Blair)
Lia; Can we go again
Blair: Lia... we have had sex 10 times today
Lia: Please Blair Blair -smiles sweetly-
Blair: Fine but this is the last time for today
ScalyFeathers ( Solis and Maria)
Maria: FUCK ME
Solis: GLADDLY
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Brendon: I am the ultimate third wheel
Blair: What makes you say that -cuddling with Lia-
Arthur: -holding Tilly's hand- You shouldn't think that way
Brielle: -making out with Rhodinite- completely untrue
Brendon: Wow 7th wheel I am truly powerful
Solis: What are you talking about -has maria sitting on his lap and playing with his hair-
Yuki: I refuse to have one of my students have such a negatice attitude -holding Hunter's hand-
Brendon: 11th wheel I am getting stronger by the hour truly
Sophia: -holding Hana- What chu talking about
Brendon; It is official 13th wheel is as rock bottom as it gets at the moment
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Hunter: You know what fuck you
Yuki: What makes you think you'd top
Lily, Brielle and Tara: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hunter: We'll see about that tonight
Alex: Doubt it. Your all bark and no bite it's obvious
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Rhodinite: wait there are more gods you told us there was only one pantheon
Marco; Myth-takes happen
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Rhodinite: You don't know what I have been through
Marco: oh sweet earth child
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Amira: -glares at Emir- So Luis is your guardian
Emir: please don't hurt me I am an innocent child
Luis: Tell Her To Fuck Off
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Brendon: Okay I'm trying to got to sleep now so be quiet
Blair: Okia
-10 minutes later-
Blair: The snack that smiles back
Brendon: -lays there awake- dammit
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Rhodinite: My grandfather was afraid that I would turn out gay. Good news for him is I didn't. But I am Bisexual ahahahaaha burn in hell
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Brielle: -looking at Rhodinite being a little goofball- How can someone be so adorable -recalls whenever they had sex or when she saw him shirtless for the first time- AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME!!!
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Arthur: Can I swear
Aster: Go ahead
Arthur: F--- Fu----
Aster: No one is judging you
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