Shitpostin' 7

Solis: I'm The Best Brother In The Whole world

Bellaxtrix: Nope

Solis: Best Brother in this school

Bellaxtrix: -shakes her head-

Solis: Best Brother

Bellaxtrix: No

Solis: Brother
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Rhodinite: I can fit the whole world in my hands

Brielle: No you can't

Rhodinite: Yes I can watch -cups her face-

Brielle: -blushes and looks away- S-stop I have a reputation Rhod
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Lia: -at the start of the academy- i dont like people

Blair: -enters the academy-

Lia: i like one (1) people
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Brielle: Blair have you seen Rhodinite

Blair: Hold up I'll get him

Brielle: Ho-

Blair: When I Was A Young Boy

Rhodinite: -comes crashing throught the wall- My Father Took Me To The City To See A Marching Band!!

Brielle: Holy Fu-
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-pokemon au-

Brendon; -holding litten-

Rhodinite: -has rowlet perched on his shoudler-

Arthur: -playing with popplio-

Blair: -bursts out of no where riding Solgaleo- Guys Check Out What I Found
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Brielle: -in the forge waiting for Rhodinite and was with feliz- this is boring feliz

Feliz: -loading all the songs that it recorded while marco sings and works- uhhuh
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Aloya: Let me go with you

Aster: I can't risk loosing someone I care about

Miracle: I'll go

Aster: Okay
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Blair: L-lia you left a hickey on my neck my perfect complection is ruined

Lia: -shows off all the hickeys Blair gave her- Bitch
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Brendon: WHAT!? -his hair sets completely in flames then cools down- it's okay I'm chill
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Blair: -reading a liscens plate- Honk if you ♡ titties

Lia: Blair no...

Blair: -honks the horn with the biggest grin on her face-

Lia: -blushing deeply- What am I going to do with you
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Rhodinite: -hasn't taken off his shirt since the first mating season due to reasons but got into a bet with Blair-

Blair: Aww yis

Brielle: -blushes-

Blair: -spots all the hickeys over his body- what are those

Rhodinite: Uuuuuhhhh Lizard bites

Brielle: -blushing covering her face-

Blair: MUSTA BEEN A REALLY HUNGRY LIZARD

Brielle: Sometimes when two lizards love each other very much -blushing deeply twiddling her fingers-
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Bellatrix: -kicks open the door- Are you two having sex

Maria: -looks at solis- Why didn't you say so I wouldn't have turned you down

Solis: -shrugs-
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Lia: Sorry I'm late I was doing stuff

Blair: I'm stuff
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Brielle: Rhod what colour are my eyes

Rhodinite: -still a bit tired- A soft hue of an endless glittering ocean forever crashing into my heart

Brielle: -blushes- w-what

Rhodinite: -snaps awake and blushes deeply- blue I said blue
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Blair: You know what Lia Fuck you I don't need this right now

Lia; -blushing and shaking- FUCK ME!!

Blair: -stares at her blushing- what

Lia: Did I fucking stutter
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Pyros: WHY ARE THE BABIES ON FIRE

Christiana: Why are you worrying its a regular thing

Pyros: Your being a horrible mother

Christiana: And your the one who genetically gave them that ability

Pyros: Touché
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Brendon: having a penis is fun

Solis: It has it's ups and downs

Rhodinite: It's sometimes a little hard

Bellatrix: -covering Tilly and Arthur's ears- oh jesus fuck you guys come on
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Blair: who's turn is it to give the pep talk

Lily: It's Brielle's

Brielle: Fuck shit up and don't die

Rhodinite: So inspirational
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Tilly: You family members are so nice

Arthur: My great uncle Marco, grandma Eira and Papy Grinder have killed some people before

Tilly: Even better
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Arthur: Dad what's it like to have the most awesome child

Aster: I dunno arthur ask your grandmother

Arthur: Yeah Aunty selene is pretty awesome -smirks-

Aster: -chokes on air-

Selene: TAKE THAT YOU FLAMING FEATHER BRAIN! -grinning widely and high fives Arthur-
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During Mating Season

ArticIron (shipname for Rhodinite and Brielle)

Brielle: -cuddling with Rhodinite-

Rhodinite: -slowly moves his hand to grab a cookie-

Brielle: -glares and lets out a low growl-

Rhodinite: -freezes and retracts his hand-

PurityGlass (Arthur and Tilly)

Arthur: -protectively hugging Tilly while she is passed out- Mine

BlackBeauty (Lia and Blair)

Lia; Can we go again

Blair: Lia... we have had sex 10 times today

Lia: Please Blair Blair -smiles sweetly-

Blair: Fine but this is the last time for today

ScalyFeathers ( Solis and Maria)

Maria: FUCK ME

Solis: GLADDLY
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Brendon: I am the ultimate third wheel

Blair: What makes you say that -cuddling with Lia-

Arthur: -holding Tilly's hand- You shouldn't think that way

Brielle: -making out with Rhodinite- completely untrue

Brendon: Wow 7th wheel I am truly powerful

Solis: What are you talking about -has maria sitting on his lap and playing with his hair-

Yuki: I refuse to have one of my students have such a negatice attitude -holding Hunter's hand-

Brendon: 11th wheel I am getting stronger by the hour truly

Sophia: -holding Hana- What chu talking about

Brendon; It is official 13th wheel is as rock bottom as it gets at the moment
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Hunter: You know what fuck you

Yuki: What makes you think you'd top

Lily, Brielle and Tara: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Hunter: We'll see about that tonight

Alex: Doubt it. Your all bark and no bite it's obvious
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Rhodinite: wait there are more gods you told us there was only one pantheon

Marco; Myth-takes happen
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Rhodinite: You don't know what I have been through

Marco: oh sweet earth child
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Amira: -glares at Emir- So Luis is your guardian

Emir: please don't hurt me I am an innocent child

Luis: Tell Her To Fuck Off
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Brendon: Okay I'm trying to got to sleep now so be quiet

Blair: Okia

-10 minutes later-

Blair: The snack that smiles back

Brendon: -lays there awake- dammit
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Rhodinite: My grandfather was afraid that I would turn out gay. Good news for him is I didn't. But I am Bisexual ahahahaaha burn in hell
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Brielle: -looking at Rhodinite being a little goofball- How can someone be so adorable -recalls whenever they had sex or when she saw him shirtless for the first time- AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME!!!
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Arthur: Can I swear

Aster: Go ahead

Arthur: F--- Fu----

Aster: No one is judging you

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