Shitpostin 3
(Real reason why arthur doesn't trust his father so much)
Arthur: I'm scared dad
Aster: do you trust me son
Arthur: Yes
Aster: come on sun
Arthur: -falls back and hits the ground-
Aster: -turns away- rule number 1 never trust anybody
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(Busted)
Little Rhodinite: mommy with do you and daddy train so much
Emily: So that way mommy and daddy stay big and strong
Rhodinite; Okie but daddy always wins and why in your bedroom? -little pure ball of adorableness-
Emily: -blushes deeply-
Jayson: Yeah dad why is that
Max: -coughs- Reasons boys reasons
(Fyi Max and Emily are Rhodinite's parents and Jayson is Rhodinite's older brother)
Rhodinite: -current age and realizes what his parents we really doing and freezes- They were not training -groans and covers his face-
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(Flirting)
Rhodinite: Hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Blair: is it hot in here or just you
Brendon: DoYouWantToPutYourMouthOnMyMouth! I'm out -walks away-
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(Sibling love)
Blair: -hands Brendon a shopping list and at the bottom is said tampons- That last item is for you
Brendon: Yeah I figured
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(McOwned)
Blair: Hi can I get two big macs and what do you want
Brendon: Oh just a salad
Blair: And a tampon for my twin brother
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(First time seeing snow)
Rhodinite: The fuck the fuck the fuck is in the air the fuck the fuck their's white shit everywhere
Brielle: It's snow you idiot
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