Shitpostin 3

(Real reason why arthur doesn't trust his father so much)
Arthur: I'm scared dad

Aster: do you trust me son

Arthur: Yes

Aster: come on sun

Arthur: -falls back and hits the ground-

Aster: -turns away- rule number 1 never trust anybody

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(Busted)

Little Rhodinite: mommy with do you and daddy train so much

Emily: So that way mommy and daddy stay big and strong

Rhodinite; Okie but daddy always wins and why in your bedroom? -little pure ball of adorableness-

Emily: -blushes deeply-

Jayson: Yeah dad why is that

Max: -coughs- Reasons boys reasons

(Fyi Max and Emily are Rhodinite's parents and Jayson is Rhodinite's older brother)

Rhodinite: -current age and realizes what his parents we really doing and freezes- They were not training -groans and covers his face-

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(Flirting)

Rhodinite: Hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven

Blair: is it hot in here or just you

Brendon: DoYouWantToPutYourMouthOnMyMouth! I'm out -walks away-
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(Sibling love)
Blair: -hands Brendon a shopping list and at the bottom is said tampons- That last item is for you

Brendon: Yeah I figured

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(McOwned)

Blair: Hi can I get two big macs and what do you want

Brendon: Oh just a salad

Blair: And a tampon for my twin brother

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(First time seeing snow)
Rhodinite: The fuck the fuck the fuck is in the air the fuck the fuck their's white shit everywhere

Brielle: It's snow you idiot

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