Jayson: So what's it like dating Brielle

Rhodinite: well I once asked her for a glass of water and she gave me a cup full of ice and told me to wait. She was still mad at me for following her to tartarus

Jayson: -chokes on air-
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Brielle: Hey

Rhodinite: Hi

Brielle: What are you doing

Rhodinite: Just tinkering with Feliz

Brielle: -sees how carefully and delicately Rhodinite handles the tools with his hands-

Brielle: When you finish... would you mind doing me

Rhodinite: -blushes deeply- w-what!?

Brielle: -blushes- MY RAPIER! I ASKED WHEN YOU FINISHED IF YOU WOULD MIND DOING MY RAPIER!!!

Rhodinite: Okay okay. You don't have to shout Brie. And of course, i'd love to

Brielle: -walks away blushing-

Rhodinite: -whispers softly- I wouldn't mind doing you as a reward for my hard work

Brielle: -blushes deeply- Idiot
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Rhodinite: -playing the piano-

Brielle: Go suck a dick suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick

Rhodinite: suck a dick suck a huge ass small dick

(Directed towards Zeus)

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Rhodinite: serious question Brielle

Brielle: okay

Rhodinite: -holding up a cookie- Me or the cookie

Brielle: -falls to the floor with foam coming out of her mouth-

Lily: i think you broke her

Blair: And not the good kind too
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Blair: -breaths-

Lia: -mutters from her book- Gods your a sexy beast
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Lia: sometimes I like to look up at the stars and wonder what it all means

Blair: you got that right

-the stars spell out wanna make out-

Blair: -winks-

Lia: as romantic as that is I need to ask HOW!?
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Lia: if you kill a killer the number of killers in the world remain

Blair: Kill two then
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Lia: no one is perfect

Blair: -walks by-

Lia: one person is perfect
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Arthur: I'm bored and wanna do something

Tilly: I'm something do me ^^

Arthur •\\\\\•

Tilly: °\\\\\\° I said that out loud didn't I?
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Tilly: You love me right?

Arthur: -being sarcastic- no I don't

Tilly: -starts to tear up- Y-you don't

Arthur: -panics- No No No. I do love you Tilly I really do. I was just being sarcastic I'm sorry -hugs her and showers her face in kisses-
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Arthur: I am crying. You made me cry T-T

Tilly: baby

Arthur: now is not the time for pet names

Tilly: i'm calling you a baby

Tilly: i am insulting you
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Arthur: one milkshake with two straws

Tilly: aww that's so swe-

Arthur: watch how fast I can drink this -takes both straws and drinks heavily-

Tilly: ... -shrugs and breaks into a grin before cheering him on-
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Azalea and Brendon: -walking around the mall-

Creep: -stares at Azalea- nice ass

Azalea: omg brendon say something

Brendon: thanks I do squats every morning
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Brendon: i promised Azalea I wouldn't do something stupid

Blair: Why would you lie to the girl like that
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Brendon: I'm looking for a girl who knows to finish some lyrics of my favorite bands

Azalea: Try me

Brendon: Your gunna clean up your looks

Azalea: with all the lies and the books to make a citizen out of you

Brendon: she said at night in

Azalea: my dreams you dance on a tightrope of weird oh but when i wake up your so normal that i just disappear

Brendon: She says she's mine

Azalea: She must be out of her mind. I say get back but she wants more

Brendon: ♡•♡
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Bellatrix: So what do you look for in a man aunt Azalea

Azalea: Lets see Emo, listens to songs I like, can keep up with me drinking alcohol and knows someone at hot topic

Lily: That is very specific

Azalea: i have standards and time
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Solis: So... wanna go out

Maria: Yes! -clears her throat- i-i mean of course I would love yo- to!
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Maria: I'm bored

Solis: Hi bored I'm dad

Maria: about that -places a hand on her stomach-

Solis: -his brain crashes-
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Liam: i am asexual but I am a romantic

Bellatrix: Wa-was that supposed to be a fact pick up line and joke

Liam: Yes...

Bellatrix: It worked
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Blair: -greeting the new students- WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MUTHA FUCKA

Brendon: Welcome... to Jurassic Park

Rhodinite: Welcome to bible camp were all children of jesus
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Caleb: -sliding down the stair way rail- your all going to hell.... goodbye
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Blair: I'm bored

Yin: No you aren't. -gives Blair a plank of wood- Now you are

Blair: -sniffles in pride- That' my little girl
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Emily: i can put these cookies in at 450°F for 10 minutes or put them in for 1 minute at 4500°F

Tessa: Emily no

Emily: Or I can put them in for 10 seconds at 450000°F

Tessa: emily you'll burn the dorms down

Emily: Floor it?

Tessa: emily no!

Emily: I WILL HARVEST THE FUCKING SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES

Tessa: EMMY NO!!!

Yin: You're either the Tessa or the Emily
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Jill: Mommy. Mommy ^^

Tilly: what is it sweety -picks up Jill-

Jill: boop -boops Tilly's nose-

Tilly: -tears up in pride- you so adorable °^°