Shitpostin' 24

Blair: an apple a day keeps the doctor away

Tilly: -sees Arthur working in the infermary- Unless the doc is cute then skip the fruit
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Rhodinite: Brielle and I don't have pet names for each other

Jayson: uh-huh and what do bees make

Rhodinite: Honey?

Brielle: Yes Rhod?

Jayson: Don't ever lie to my face again
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Angelica: April and I don't have pet names for each other

Marco: uh-huh and what is that animal with the twig like antlers on the males

Angelica: A deer?

April: Yes beautiful

Marco: -smirks- You were saying sister
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Blair: I love you -climbs up on a big rock- And I'll shout it to the world!

Lia: -smirks- sure you will

Blair: -jumps down from the rock and walks towards Lia- I love you

Lia: •\\\\\\•
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Lily: random question. Who has the better alcohol tolerance

Blair: I-... Brendon -sulks-

Rhodinite: Brendon -^-"

Brendon: Because I ain't no bitch

Blair: I hate the fact that he actually demolished me at the drinking game

Azalea: I think I got the right guy ♡~♡
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Lia: i will stab the next person who hates on my girlfriend

Blair: i hate myself

Lia: square up you beautiful thing
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Brielle: Your queen has spoken

Lily: Who do you think you are

Brielle:....

Brielle: Your queen
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Blair: i wasn't drunk last night or at least not that drunk

Lia: you walked into a supermarket and when the intercom went on your dropped to your knees and said the gods have spoken then passed out

Blair: oh...
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Rhodinite: i wasn't that drunk last night

Brielle: you flirted with me

Rhodinite: so? I flirt with you all the time your my mate

Brielle: You asked me if I was single and cried when i said I wasn't

Rhodinite: .... did you at least hug me
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Brendon: i wasn't that drunk last night

Azalea: you took Tilly' hammer and Blairs robot arm then smashed the arm and threw it into the lake and yelled "I choose you pikachu"

Brendon: .... Fuck

Blair: BRENDON THERMOS!!!!!!

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