Shitpostin' 24
Blair: an apple a day keeps the doctor away
Tilly: -sees Arthur working in the infermary- Unless the doc is cute then skip the fruit
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Rhodinite: Brielle and I don't have pet names for each other
Jayson: uh-huh and what do bees make
Rhodinite: Honey?
Brielle: Yes Rhod?
Jayson: Don't ever lie to my face again
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Angelica: April and I don't have pet names for each other
Marco: uh-huh and what is that animal with the twig like antlers on the males
Angelica: A deer?
April: Yes beautiful
Marco: -smirks- You were saying sister
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Blair: I love you -climbs up on a big rock- And I'll shout it to the world!
Lia: -smirks- sure you will
Blair: -jumps down from the rock and walks towards Lia- I love you
Lia: •\\\\\\•
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Lily: random question. Who has the better alcohol tolerance
Blair: I-... Brendon -sulks-
Rhodinite: Brendon -^-"
Brendon: Because I ain't no bitch
Blair: I hate the fact that he actually demolished me at the drinking game
Azalea: I think I got the right guy ♡~♡
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Lia: i will stab the next person who hates on my girlfriend
Blair: i hate myself
Lia: square up you beautiful thing
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Brielle: Your queen has spoken
Lily: Who do you think you are
Brielle:....
Brielle: Your queen
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Blair: i wasn't drunk last night or at least not that drunk
Lia: you walked into a supermarket and when the intercom went on your dropped to your knees and said the gods have spoken then passed out
Blair: oh...
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Rhodinite: i wasn't that drunk last night
Brielle: you flirted with me
Rhodinite: so? I flirt with you all the time your my mate
Brielle: You asked me if I was single and cried when i said I wasn't
Rhodinite: .... did you at least hug me
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Brendon: i wasn't that drunk last night
Azalea: you took Tilly' hammer and Blairs robot arm then smashed the arm and threw it into the lake and yelled "I choose you pikachu"
Brendon: .... Fuck
Blair: BRENDON THERMOS!!!!!!
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