Shitpostin' 23
-how peanut butter was really named-
Arios: great invention brother but the name...
Pyros: What's wrong with sticky nut juice
Terros: Everything
Aquos: Fucking Everything
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Alex: So apparently two joggers found a dead body in the woods
Kyra: A dead body
Alex: No a body of water. Of course a dead body
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Blair: Last slice I'm having it
Brendon: no it's mine
Blair: you wanna fight
Brendon: Yeah
Christiania: -takes the last slice- problem resolved
Twins: no fair
Christiania: I pushed you two little bastards out of me. I can do as I dam well please
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Lily: I'm afraid of heights
Bellatrix: lucky your short then
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Lia: FUCK! I want to die
Marco: Language Lia
Lia: Hecky Heck I crave death
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-during the first year when Blair and Brendon just entered the academy-
Rhodinite: so.... do you guys have the same type or
Blair and Brendon: black long hair and emo
Rhodinite: Right.... ^^"
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Blair: -sees lia walking by in an attractive outfit- i-i have to gay! GO! i mean go
Brendon: -getting revenge for all the stupid puns- Bi Bi Bi
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Brielle: what do you have against the wall
Rhodinite: Nothing.... yet -winks at her-
Brielle:
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Arthur: Some people give off the "Don't Mess With Me" Vibe. Meanwhile I give off the "You can pour hot soup on my lap and I'd probably apologize" Vibe
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Lia: -if she got swapped bodies with Brielle- Its me
Blair: Prove it
Lia: Everyone thinks your a top when your really a bottom
Blair: Holy shit
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Blair: Yin what have I told you about staying out past your curfew
Yin: That I need to do it more often
Blair: Exactly. You need to learn how to have more fun
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First Year Rhodinite: -jokingly- You're not allowed to fall inlove with me
First Year Brielle: That won't be a problem
Litterally a week later
First Year Brielle: T H E R E I S A P R O B L E M
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