Shitpostin' 18

Jayson: -holding a fish sobbing- I wanna keep it

Rhodinite: You can't we got to throw it back

Jayson: i wanna keep it

Rhodinite: Buddy we have to throw it back
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Bellatrix: welcome to magic academy

Marco: -makes huge impressive multicoloured flame for a second-

Everyone: -freaks out-

Bellatrix: HOLY MOLY!
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Rhodinite: hey brendon look at this thing I just made

Brendon: -looks at Rhodinite as Blair sneaks up behind him and gets dunked on-

Blair: -bolts away-

Brendon: Blair Your dead-chases her-
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(This one might be too soon but here it goes)

Blair: good credit bad! credit! no credit! No problem! Are you dead!? Fuck it! Ghost credit!

Amaya: imma get a Subaru
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Yuki: Buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds

Blair: We going to McDonald's if I don't do my work

Yuki: No
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Blair: Emergency?

Person: someone at our prom has been killed please help

Blair: Calm down we don't want to Set It Off a Panic! At The Disco
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Blair: -investigating a crime for a project and was paired up with Amaya before she died- Nobody move dirtbags

Amaya: -has a young and squeaky voice- Yeah nobody move dirt bags

Blair: I told you not to talk

Amaya: Sorry
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