Shitpostin' 15
?????: Hello tiny Blond Exponentia Acamdemic. How does it feel knowing that your school is horrible and that your girlfriend is shit
Arthur: ... -glares at them- What The Fuck Did You Just Say To Me
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Pyros: -singing along to a song-
Blair: -taking out her mother's sword-
Brendon: -has her place the sword back in the sheith and lower it-
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(Distant future)
Tessa: Alright I'm driving
Emily: Shotgun!
Jayson(ArticIron child not Rhodinite's Brother): Urg but you had it on the way here
Emily: -holding a shotgun- No I found a shotgun and I want the front seat -cocks the shotgun-
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Jack: -lip sinking to smooth criminal- are okay annie
Jill: -in the background hitting the pot to the beat-
Jack: annie are you okay
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Arthur: -joking around- And on this blessed day the two proclaimed their love
Maria: aaaaw babe -hugs solis and they both loose balance falling over laughing-
Arthur: oh shoot are you two okay
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Blair: -sees Lia taking out the trash- with this final bag she had completely disposed of the body
Lia: Sh you'll blow my cover -giggles-
Blair: -laughs a bit-
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Rhodinite: And just like every other flower in this guarden she is just as exquisite
Brielle: pfff shut up -blushing slightly with a smile-
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Rhodonite: Saddly only one cookie remained in the house
Brielle, Emily, Tessa and Jayson: ...
Brielle: Sorry my children. Momma is getting that cookie
Emily, Tessa and Jayson: aaaaaawwwwwww.....
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Azalea: if I knew it was hot I would have worn a tang top
Brendon: -chuckles and lets out a weird laugh then pauses- Excuse me
Brendon: -lying in traffic- DRIVE OVER ME!
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Rhodinite: Who Took My Food JAYSON!
Rhodinite: that was me ten minutes ago I was my but family is more important
Rhodinite: that was me fifteen seconds ago screw it -kicks open the door holding his sword- JAYSON!
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Blair: wanna play twister
Rhodinite: Sure I've never played
Brendon: left foot red -was wearing red pants-
Rhodinite: -kicks Brendon in his spot- did I win?
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Yin: Ma can you help me with my homework
Blair: Sure honey let- -see's a lot of complex math problem-
Blair: -has her hands on Yin's shoulders as the look at the burning paper- It can't hurt you anymore
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Emily: I miss you -on the phone with Rhodinite-
Rhodinite: aww I know honey but this is important to daddy
Emily: But Its been three days
Rhodinite: Emily this is hide and seek I hide you find me -hangs up and starts laughing returning to his hiding spot under the bed-
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Rhodinite: How did you take down captain America
Blair: we shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot
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Terros: I have brought you money
Marco: thank you
Aether: and I have brought you mur
Aether: mur-der
Marco: Aether no
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