-Blair telling the story-

Okay so we were at the mall in the elevator talking it was me, lia, rhodinite, brielle,the twins, liam and Maria along with an old lady. But I didn't see her

Brendon: How did you not see her

Blair: we were 8 people and fairly tall okay so Lia told me something snd I answer with "That's not what you said when you fucked me last night"

Rhodinite: -dying of laughter with Solis, Liam and Brielle-

Bellatrix: -facepalms-

Blair: and then the old lady turns around and looks at us then Rhodinite says it's okay we are training to be warriors

Rhodinite: oh yeah! I said "Its okay lady we train to protect people"
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Bellatrix: People if your stressed out grab yourself a drink if your underaged grab yourself a caprisun

Most of the students: -each buys a full box of caprisuns-
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Blair: This is how I enter my house -kicks open the door- sup fuckers

Brendon: why are you using my phone

Blair: cause fuck you that's why
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Lily: -kicks open Team Violet's dorm door- Guys I'm bored entertain me

Brielle: -studying-

Lia: -reading-

Bellatrix: -texting liam with a blush on her face-

Lily: Fine then -goes and busts down team Hawthrone's dorm door- I'm Bored! Entertain me

Solis: -making out with maria-

Tilly: -goofing around-

Rhodinite: -working on one of his inventions-

Lily: Seriously!
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Lia: Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are fruits

Lily: that's deep

Bellatrix: philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothy

Lily: thats deeper

Brielle: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothy you fucking nasties
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Tilly: and the results are in!

Lily: YOU ARE THE BROTHER!!!

Jay: Shit

Rhodinite: -whips his head towards Jay inhumanely fast- You Got Some Explaning To Do

Blair: Oh He Dead For Sure
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Blair: Hey Brendon

Brendon: yeah?

Blair: Go Fuck Yourself

Brendon: i would but I'm not attracted to myself I'm attracted to girls or guys I don't really now
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Brendon: Blair you didn't pay the power bill for this month

Blair: -strums her guitar- when your lights don't work like they used to before

Brendon: Blair!
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Maria: when I was in class at my elementary school there were a few kids that would say "Ave Maria" whenever I walked by

Solis: -chokes on air when he heard this knowing fully that those were roman demigods-

Bellatrix: they were chanting hail mary towards you in roman