-shows a picture of young Marco about to enter tartarus-

Marco: and right behind me students is me the biggest fucking mistake I have made in my life
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Blair: how's it feel to be worst son ever

Brendon: shut up mother buys you mego blocks instead of legos

Blair: you fucking take that back right now
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Rhodinite: Hey~ how ya doin~ well I'm doin just fine I lied I'm dying inside~
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Blair: babe we did it your going to be a father

Lia: I'm reading harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban what do you want
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Solis: hey how much money do you have

Arthur: 69 cents

Solis: uh you know what that means

Arthur: -sniffles- I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
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Bellatrix: why do we even need coming out day everyone is a little gay

Blair: well I am a big gay and I am coming out today as the worlds biggest gay
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Emir: -sneezes-

Luis: hail satan

Emir: what was that

Luis: i said god blessed you
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Lia: -asking Rhodinite- How tall are you

Rhodinite: 6'4

Lia: -asking Brielle- how tall are you

Brielle: I am 5 foot two 2 inches and 3 quarters I will destroy you
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Rhodinite: everyone in this room was entirely straight

Everyone: -stares at Rhodinite-

Rhodinite: April Fools

Blair: FAKE NEWS!
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Blair: honnestly I favor gal

Lia: -has a look of hope on her face-

Blair: gal-lades best pokemon in my opinion

Lia: -looks dejected-

Blair: i also really like girls

Lia: -goes full gay mode-
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Ember: your grounded young man go on the fridge

Elio: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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Alexia: YOU DIED!?

Marco: But I got better

Grim: -facepalms- LFC (Lord Fucking Chaos)
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Rhodinite: DON'T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
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Blair: You Motherfucker

Pyros: yep I fucked your mom problem