I'm watching Hocus Pocus, a Disney movie 

OH AND YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SAVAGE DANI IS 

SHE OWNED SOME ALLEY GANGSTERS AND HER OLDER BROTHER (he's 17 AND Dani's 8) WAS JUST AMAZED

AND HER BROTHER MAX WAS LIKE "Dani, this girl of my dreams. If you do this for me, I'm do whatever you want." AND DANI WAS LIKE " Okay so next year, we go as Peter Pan and Wendy for Halloween. You. In tights. Or it's not a deal." AND HE AGREED OHHHHHHHH

AND SHE HIT 2 WITCHES IN THE FACW WITH A BASKET DANG

But that bus driver horny as shit like cam yoself

So one of the three witches asked the bus driver "What is this contraption?" and he was like

"I call it a bus. I use it to take gorgeous beings such as yourselves to your most....forbidden desires." 

THE SHIT?!

And the witches needed kids so they could take their youth, and the witches told the bus driver thay needed children, and he was like "It'll take me a couple tries, but ypu'll have some, not to worry!" 

THIS WHOLE MOVIE NEEDS CHILL AND HOLY WATER

EXTREME EMPHASIS ON THE HOLY WATER

And little Dani's so savge like gods

They said that a virgin who lights the Black Flame Candle can bring back the witches

And Dani's older bro brought them back

And now she's telling everyone he's a virgin man dang

OKAY THIS MOVIE NEEDS HOLY WATER 

JUST A WHOLE CHURCH FULL OF HOLY WATER 

KAI EDDY MY CHURCH TEACHERS WHERE ARE YOU GUYS

AND MAX 

IF YOU WANT A MIRACLE 

CONFESS TO THE HEAVENLY LORD 

ADMIT TO YOUR SINS 

AND BECOME A CHRISTAN 

THE LORD HATES WITCHES BECAUSE THEY PROMOTE SATANISM 

HE WOULD HELP YOU IF YOU ASKED FOR IT

But Dani still a savage tho 

She's tied up in a chair while 3 witches are making a potion for her youth, and one of them said Dani was a brat, and Dani was like 

"Wel, you're the ugliest thing in the world, and you're supposed to know it!" 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AND THANK YOU THAKERY 

THANK YOU

THANK YOU FOR SHOWING THAT GOD IS LOVE AND GOD IS LIFE

THAT MOVIE WAS NASTAY 

That little girl was savage though

I can't wait for her to grow up

Anddddd now I'ma pray to say sorry for watching this 

THIS NASTAY AS SHIT