MOVIE RANT
Things about movies:
1. The Character Automatically Knows How To Fight.
Like, excuse me? Unless you're someone like Alita from Alita: Battle Angel who actually had a fighting past or unless you took classes, you shouldn't AUTOMATICALLY know kung-fu or some sh!t. Ex:
Lilla: I don't know how to fight!
Bad Guy: *appears*
Lilla: *katate chops the bad guy 36 times, kicks him in the no no spot, and tosses him out a window*
Like, what?
2. Romance Plot
EVERY MOVIE, no matter what genre, seems to have a romantic plot. Where's the action? The horror? The suspense? C'mon guys, leave all the romance to anime and weeaboos. Plus, they ship the wrong people. What's with all this stupid 'Vampire×Human×Werewolf' (*cough* Twilight Zone *cough*) stuff? Or, 'Robot×Human'? 'DOG×CAT?' hzhdhdh-
3. The Rotten Tomato People
Although some movies are REALLY bad, why do they have to criticise every little thing? Even on really good movies, I see 90 percent voted Rotten Tomato. Bruh. 'Oh, I don't like how she looks, I'm gonna-"
NO. STOP HHHHH-
4. The scenes that show people in the middle of making love.
I'm not even gonna talk about this.
5. The Abusive Boyfriend
In almost all movies, there's always an abusive or bratty bf/gf/spouse that really wants nothing to do with their significant other. Then why did you marry them? For money? Attention? That's not how EVERY relationship works, guys.
6. The Strict Parents
Not all parents have such a tight grip on their kids. Some of them are very loose around their children, don't take care of their children right, or don't even bother coming to see them at all. Not every dad will have a curfew on their daughter's first date. Not every mom will help her son through hard times.
7. The Person Most Important To The Main Character Dies
It's really cliché, and annoying. Then the main character will screech 'NOOOOO!' on the top of their lungs, and cry. Sorry, but the real world is a cold and cruel place where no one cares if you're sad. I've learned that.
8. The Bully Is Always Blonde
Not all blonde haired women are bullies, or bimbos. Alot of them are actually intelligent, independent beings who will one day change the world. Heck, just ask me. I have lots of blonde friends. Either that, or the bullies are lipstick obsessed ladies. Not all bullies will be like that! Bullies come in every shape, size, and gender!
9. When The Main Character Is OP
In movies, the character can fight DEMONS and escape with a bruise, leaving the demon alone, bracing it's death.
...How. How do you NOT even at LEAST get a NOSEBLEED.
this was a short rant. But it's done.
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