Oh hey, I like you!
But we've seen this before
You're about to reject my sorry ass
Because I'm an ugly bore

Or, if you don't
Then we'll date for like, a month
Then we'll break up
Because my mom thinks that's not good enough

I don't want to hurt you
I'm afraid I'm like poison
But I might just explode
If all these feelings are kept in

~

Dedicated to a certain girl.