Be a girl!
Just change how you look completely
With paints for your face
And use different tools
To slim your waist
Never show an interest in smarts
Only your beauty and pleasing men
You can't be strong or intimidating
But you can do that when
You're a boy!
Rough and tumble, the world is an oyster
Go and crack it
Just don't care about feelings
Or really, anything but being tough
Go hunting or fishing, we swear you'll like it
Oh you don't? Oh, you're just a-

Wait.

You don't like either of these options?

That can't be right.

You want a combination of these?

That can't be done.

You can't have both worlds.

And you definitely can't fluctuate between them.

This is wrong!

Or is it?