RON IS DUMBLEDORE

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Starting off with a strong one, fellas.

Now, if you've had the pleasure to live your life thus far with no prior knowledge of this genius, I do sincerely envy you. Furthermore, I apologize for sabotaging your ignorance.

The theory is rather simple.

Step 1: At the end of the series, Ron travels back in time to.. you guessed it! Become Dumbledore.

Step 2: Ron lives a long, long life. During which he a) meets and dare I say falls in love with a cunning young wizard named Gellert Grindelwald. He later defeats him.

Step 3: Ron meets Tom Riddle and uses his mighty powers and prowess to scare the boy straight. Kind of.

Step 4: Step three did not work. T'was a failure. Dumbles aka Ron must now form an order. It is fondly known as "The Order of the Phoenix" or the Death Eater rejects.

Step 5: We skip a few years and Dumbledore/Ron must prepare ol' Hazza for W A R.

Step 6: Dumbledore must get Garry Otter out of some legal trouble.

Step 7: Dumbledore must die so Ron can become Dumbledore.

Evidence: They're both shown to eat and possibly enjoy Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans. (Psst, they mean every flavour).

Also, they have a similar hair colour. (APWBD had auburn hair).

My rating: 2/10

Will it happen? No.

COULD it happen? No.


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