RON IS DUMBLEDORE
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Starting off with a strong one, fellas.
Now, if you've had the pleasure to live your life thus far with no prior knowledge of this genius, I do sincerely envy you. Furthermore, I apologize for sabotaging your ignorance.
The theory is rather simple.
Step 1: At the end of the series, Ron travels back in time to.. you guessed it! Become Dumbledore.
Step 2: Ron lives a long, long life. During which he a) meets and dare I say falls in love with a cunning young wizard named Gellert Grindelwald. He later defeats him.
Step 3: Ron meets Tom Riddle and uses his mighty powers and prowess to scare the boy straight. Kind of.
Step 4: Step three did not work. T'was a failure. Dumbles aka Ron must now form an order. It is fondly known as "The Order of the Phoenix" or the Death Eater rejects.
Step 5: We skip a few years and Dumbledore/Ron must prepare ol' Hazza for W A R.
Step 6: Dumbledore must get Garry Otter out of some legal trouble.
Step 7: Dumbledore must die so Ron can become Dumbledore.
Evidence: They're both shown to eat and possibly enjoy Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans. (Psst, they mean every flavour).
Also, they have a similar hair colour. (APWBD had auburn hair).
My rating: 2/10
Will it happen? No.
COULD it happen? No.
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