Chapter 1: Grandmaster Ranger Returns
Here we see you throwing darts as we see Diana and Kara working out and they see that you haven't worked out all day.
Kara: "Dude, haven't you lifted any weights?"
Diana: "You've been throwing darts all day."
(Y/N): "Well I am constantly training, you just haven't noticed yet."
You then throw a dart hard enough to hit a bullseye and split another dart in half.
Diana: "Oh of course, target practice."
(Y/N): "Exactly, I just make working out look fun. That's enough for today."
Diana: "So what do you want to do now?"
Diana and Kara see you take off some weighted clothing and see how heavy each article of clothing is as the ground cracks when they impact the ground.
(Y/N): "Ah there."
Kara: "What kind of clothes are those?!"*tries to pick up the bracelet*"What the heck!?! What is this?!
Diana: *tries to lift up one of the boots*"Great Hera, what is this!?!"
(Y/N): "Each of those are enchanted with a spell that goes to a specific weight limit to a person's body and multiplies it 70 fold."
Kara: "Translation?"
(Y/N): "Each of them are 70x heavier than anything you can lift. It's different for everyone. For Kara it would be something that is 70x heavier than Earth"
Diana: "So for Kara to lift this she would have to be-"
(Y/N): "Wearing them and doing casual workouts until her muscles develop on their own to adapt to it."
Diana: "I see."
(Y/N): "Welp, that's enough training for one day, what do you girls wanna do?"
Diana: "Well, there is my aunt visiting me again and this time there is no chance of the Kraken escaping again."
(Y/N): "Well I don't think I could go for that happening again."
Kara: "Hm, well there's a concert happening, wanna come?"
(Y/N): "Sorry I got a lot of cleaning to do in Home Base, it's cleaning day."
Diana: " Oh well, uh, okay we can always spend time later."
(Y/N): "Yeah."
We then see you cleaning up the entire home base as we see you finished cleaning up and we see Desiree.
Desiree: "Cleaning day already?"
(Y/N): "Yep."
Desiree: "Is there anything else you want to do?"
(Y/N): "Just the cleaning."
Desiree: "What about spending time with your lovers?"
(Y/N): "Like you since you spoke the truth about your feelings about me?"
Desiree: *blushes* "Oh uh...Yeah heh. I forgot about that."
(Y/N): "And don't worry, I'm not mad or disappointed. I'm actually kind of... happy."
Desiree: "You are?"
(Y/N): "Yeah, for some reason, and I know I said this before, I feel a huge wave of guilt was taken away from me."
Desiree: "Wow, you've never felt that way before. But how do you feel now?"
(Y/N): "Well, I feel like I can make friends now, actually talk to people and hang out, like a regular teen."
Desiree: "Perhaps it is time you play that part my love."*pecks your cheek*"I'm so happy that you are like this now."
(Y/N): "Me too, now I have the heart to do this."
We then see you kiss Desiree on the lips as she then melts into the kiss.
Desiree: "Mmm..." *feels a pinch on her butt* "Eep!"
(Y/N): "Sorry, I got a bit handsy there."
Desiree: "Oh it's quite alright my love." *Palms your crotch*
(Y/N): *Feels the touch* "Yipe!"
Desiree: *reels back* "Consider that payback~."
(Y/N): "Touche, I admire your cunning comeback with that affectionate touch."
Desiree: *Giggles* "Thank you."
(Y/N): "Well I was never that affectionate before until now."
Desiree: "Yes, you are."
(Y/N): "Hm I wonder what Carol is doing."
Desiree: "She's outside of Home Base and she made a giant glowing heart for the past hour."
You look outside and you see Carol holding up a planet sized heart with I love you (Y/N) on it.
(Y/N): "I am both scared and surprised she did that, but mostly surprised." *To Desiree* "Also, why didn't you tell me?"
Desiree: "Well-"
(Y/N): "And don't say because you never asked."
Desiree: "But you didn't ask."
(Y/N): "Dang it your right."
You then head to the Javelin and head to her and you let her into the ship.
(Y/N): "Why would you make something like that Carol?"
Carol: "Because it's my token of my love to you, annnd because they ran out of chocolate hearts at the store."
(Y/N): "Well it looks pretty nice, just like the girl who made the heart." *Ruffles her hair*
Carol: *Blushes* *in her head* "Oh my... "
Several hours later, we see Desiree come into the Javelin and she sees Carol making out with you as she sees Carol move your hand to her backside.
Desiree: "Well, so much for cleaning day."*separates you and Carol*"Okay love birds I think you had enough. I think this is enough love making for the day, I do not want to change any more diapers of another baby."
Carol: "Hey we won't have kids until after we're married."
(Y/N): "And after highschool."
Carol: "That too." *Giggles* "Plus, he can grab my butt anytime he wants~." *pinches your butt*"And I can grab his butt~."
(Y/N): "Yipe!"
Desiree: "Don't forget who's in charge."*places your head between her breasts*"I spent years feeding him, loving him, and dressing him everyday like a son to me and now he's old enough to be my boyfriend now. And besides I should be in charge of the harem because back in my day I was the main girl in the sultan's harem. And I confessed my feelings to him first."
Carol: "Hm true, you should be in charge." *Hugs your arm* "And I'll be his second, after highschool of course."
Desiree: "Hm, you drive a hard bargain Ms. Ferris, okay, very well."
Carol: "Glad to hear it."
(Y/N): "Um, what just happened?"
Church: *Appears on your shoulder* "I think you either became their plaything or they just agreed on who should punch your V-card first."
(Y/N): "Well I'm just glad they're getting along."
Later on, we see you helping Jessica with her with her garden and you were picking out some carrots and other vegetables, you grab something that you thought was a pumpkin but...
???: *moans* "(Y/N)... Please were outside."
(Y/N): *blushes* " Woah, heh, Sorry Jessica."
Jessica: "I'm way over here."
(Y/N): "Wait if your there then who's..."
You looked to see it was Siobhan Cruz, one of Jessica's moms and you were touching her butt.
(Y/N): *let's go* "Oh crud, uh sorry Mrs. Cruz! I-I didn't know you were there."
Siobhan: "It's alright I know you didn't mean to. It's nice to see my daughter has a boyfriend."
(Y/N): "Yeah, and again sorry for touching you on the butt, I thought Jessica was there."
Jessica: *Hugs you* "And it's okay, I forgive you."
Siobhan: "Oh don't worry, she got her massive rear from my side of the family."*spanks her own butt*"Plus I don't mind you touching my caboose, my wife and I believe in free love. We may be married but that doesn't mean we can spread some free love with some people."
Jessica: "Mom I told you infidelity is a bad thing."
Siobhan: "Sweetie, love is not just for one person, it's for everyone."
(Y/N): "Wait, moms plural?" *Realizes* "Ohh your parents are-"
Jessica: "Gay, yep they are, that's not a problem is it?"
(Y/N): "No, no of course not, love is for everyone, like your mom said."
Jessica: "Well my moms said they want me to share my boyfriend or girlfriend with them when I get a lover."
(Y/N): "But... aren't they married?"
Jessica: "Uh yeah, but that doesn't stop them from having... promiscuous activities."
Siobhan: "Um, still a bit mad about last night?"
Jessica: "You and mama Angela went at it all night."
(Y/N): "What's wrong with eating pizza?"
Siobhan was a bit surprised by your reply.
Siobhan: "Um no we..." *to Jessica* "Jessica, can I talk to you for a minute?"
Jessica: "Oh sure."
With Jessica and Siobhan.
Siobhan: "Um, not to sound insensitive, but did (Y/N) not receive... the talk?"
Jessica: "How should I know? He's been homeschooled since he was in diapers."
Siobhan: "And he thinks that having sex is eating pizza?"
Jessica: "Unfortunately yes, we didn't do it, so far we only made out and groped each other, I don't want to force him to do something that makes him uncomfortable."
Siobhan: "But how is it that he didn't have... the talk didn't his..." *realizes* "Ohh, I... I'm sorry for his loss."
Jessica: "Um, yeah..."
Siobhan: "But at least he's cute."
Jessica: "Mom please, he hasn't had... the talk, try not to do anything drastic."
Siobhan: "Don't worry about me sweetie. Angela would give him a lesson or two."
Jessica: "MOM!!!"
Meanwhile with you, we see Angela teaching you about the birds and the bees and you are really having a hard time grasping the concept.
(Y/N): "So there's no pizza of any kind involved at all?"
Angela: "For the 700th time no!"
We then see Jessica and Sibhan come into the room and they see you and Angela talking to each other about the birds and the bees.
Jessica: "Oh boy."
Angela: "I can't do this..." *whispers to Siobhan* "He's as innocent as a newborn baby."
Jessica: *Mutters to herself* "A newborn baby who knows how to grope a butt..."
Angela: "What was that?"
Jessica: "Nothing."
Siobhan: "Angela I am so sorry that you have to deal with him."
Angela: "It's okay, he may be unteachable but he is adorable."
Jessica: *Blushes* "Uh heh, yeah...It's not like you can teach him by doing it with him."
Siobhan: "That's it thanks sweetie!"
Jessica: "Wait, no, no that's a bad idea!" *grabs them immediately* "Moms, he's my first boyfriend, please don't do-"
Several hours later, we see Jessica face planted on the table as we see both Angela and Siobhan tired and you were holding your notes on the matter.
(Y/N): "Thanks for the demonstration Ms. and Mrs. Cruz."
Angela: "Your welcome, having sex with my wife as a demonstration for you is a great way to teach you about the birds and the bees."
(Y/N): "So we're getting pizzas?"
Angela tried so hard not to face palm, but she just face palmed.
Siobhan: "I am a bit peckish. Having intense sex with you, Angela, makes me hungry."
Angela: "Do..."*sighs*"Okay we can get some pizza."
Just then we see Jessica burst into the room.
Jessica: "Don't violate my boyfriend!"
(Y/N): "Hey hun."
Jessica: "(Y/N) are you okay?"
(Y/N): "They're just showing me what sex is like by giving me a live demonstration."*pulls out a notebook*"I have notes to prove it."
Jessica: *Facepalms* "Oh man."
Siobhan: "I don't understand, why are so mad Jess?"
Jessica: "Because I was gonna teach him."
Siobhan and Angela immediately realized what they had done and felt guilty.
Siobhan: "Oh boy, we are so sorry sweetie."
Angela: "We just kinda got excited that you got a boyfriend and.....we took things too far."
Jessica: "Ya think?"
Siobhan: "Can you forgive us?"
Jessica: *Sighs* "It's fine. At least it's not as bad with what you two did to Hal."
(Y/N): "Oh you ate pizza with him too?"
Angela: *Facepalms* "I give up, this kid is too innocent."
Jessica: "Um..." *to you* "Yeah they had pizza with him too."
(Y/N): "Cool."
Sometime later, at the Lair, Jessica told all of the girls that you don't know the birds and the bees and said that he thinks sex is eating pizza.
Kara: "That's... gotta be a joke right?"
Jessica: "Nope."
Babs: "I'm guessing since his mom wasn't around he never got... "the talk." "
Zee: "Babs.....no......just no...."
Babs: "Well it has to be true right? How else can you explain that (Y/N) thinks sex is eating pizza?"
Zee: "I...touché."*to Desiree*"You were his legal guardian, didn't you give him... "the talk." "
Desiree: *Blushes* "Um... I may... have not given him that..."
Carol: "Seriously!?! You used to be a harem girl! You practically had enough sex to be an expert at it."
Desiree: "And I don't want to brag about it, besides I'm.........."*inhales and exhales*......a virgin."
Carol: "What but-"
Desiree: "Just because I'm a belly dancer doesn't mean I did it with just anyone."
Kara: "You seriously died a virgin? Didn't you make out with Abraham Lincoln or something?"
Desiree: "No! And for the record I was gonna have a husband, until that Sultan's jealous wife kicked me out. And when you're a ghost, dating options are limited."
Jessica: "Yikes, is it because you're green?"
Desiree: "..............yes. And Because I can't stop myself from granting wishes but yeah."
Jessica: "Oh, wait what kind of wishes would you be granting?"
Desiree: "Some kid wants candy, some old guy wants to be young again, and some pervert wants his girlfriend to have bigger boobies and a bigger booty." *shudders* "Not proud of that one."
Carol: "Yikes, how bad was it?"
Desiree: "That girl walked home with boobs and butt cheeks the size of pumpkins, she can't fit through her own front door."
Carol: "Dang..."
Jessica: "Thank goodness my butt isn't that big."
Desiree: "And after you gave me my freedom, I can do this."*snaps her fingers to make her breasts an S Cup*" Nice." *Falls on the floor* "Woah!"
Desiree then fall onto Karen as she struggles to get out from under Desiree's boobs as she sticks her hand out from under them.
Karen: *muffled noises*
Desiree then snaps her fingers to make her breasts normal size as we see Karen gasping for air.
Karen: "MY ENTIRE LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES! I really need to socialize more." *to Desiree* "Also please don't do that again."
Desiree: "Noted. Also I didn't see you there cause you're.........short."
Karen: "I'm used to it."
Carol: "Okay back on topic, how are we gonna teach our boyfriend about the birds and the bees?"
Leslie: "We can just pop his cherry."*all the girls look at her blushing*"Yeah okay, kind of a bold suggestion."
Jessica: "Maybe a succubus would teach him?"*sees Zee's eyes widen*"Wait Zee, that's a bad idea!"
Zee: "What choice do we have? Give him a puppet show that explains it?"
Jessica immediately hides the sock puppets behind her back.
Jessica: "... Maybe?"
Zee: "Jess, we are doing this no matter what."*pulls out her wand*"subuccus gninommus!"
We then see a portal open and we see a succubus named Verosika Mayday was in her bathrobe.
Verosika: "Hey... this isn't my bathroom!"
Kara: "What were you doing?"
Voersika: "About to take a shower until you all just summoned me here, what do you lesbos want? Scissoring, licking your pussys, or do you want me to massage your boobs?" *sees Karen* "Sorry, I don't do minors. Why don't you get back to your science project for your elementary school science fair."
Karen: "I'm in highschool and I'm 14!" *waves her arms frantically*
Verosika: "Riigghht... anyways, what you all want?"
Zee: "Our boyfriend is um... not educated in bedroom activities."
Verosika: "How bad is it?"
Jessica: "He never got... "the talk." "
Kara: "And thinks sex is eating pizza."
Verosika's eyes widen in shock after hearing this.
Verosika: "...You're joking right?"
Zee: "Well, (Y/N) did walk on me naked when he gave me my laundry when he was hanging out with me. And he treated it like it was normal."
Verosika: *in utter shock* "Oh my lucifer...he's a complete cinnamon roll..."
Diana: "But (Y/N) is not made of food."
Zee: "No, no Diana it means that he's incredibly innocent. Which is... kind of hot." *Blushes*
Jessica: *Giggles* "Yeah, the way he-"
Verosika: "Would you girls stop blabbing about how cute and adorable he is! He can't be that cute."
Zee: "He is too." *Pulls out her phone and shows a photo of you* "Look."
Verosika: *sees the picture*"Well damn, alright girls. I'll teach the boy how things really go down in bed."
Jessica: "Just be gentle with him, he's been through a lot." *Sees the tattoo on Verosika's arm that's crossed out* "And I'm guessing you were too huh?"
Verosika: "Had a boyfriend? Yeah I know, this ain't my first rodeo with men."
Jessica: "Because you're trying to fill the empty void in your heart?"
Verosika: "...Yeah."
Jessica: "Oh....uh...sorry to hear that."
Verosika: "Eh he's dead to me anyways. Now excuse me, Sex ed is about to be in session."
We later see Verosika with you in bed on the Javelin.
Verosika: "Cozy place you have."
(Y/N): "Yeah it is, I found this when it was floating in space cause Kindred didn't have the budget to supply air tanks for most of the Javelins, so the previous pilots died from oxygen deprivation."
Verosika: *Eyes widen* "... Oookay then...I thought some companies were cheap to their staff, I never knew they were that cheap."
(Y/N): "Yeah... companies are like that, so do you wanna eat pizza with me?"
Verosika: "Look kid, I'm a succubus and I know from experience that sex does not involve pizza unless it's a weird fetish..."
(Y/N): "Oh gotcha, is it because someone hurt you real bad and because of that, you mask it through song and dance just to cover up the pain from heartache?"
Verosika: *Eyes widen* "How did you know that?"
(Y/N): *Shrugs* "Seems pretty obvious to me."
Verosika immediately hugs you into her chest.
Verosika: *tears up* "Finally someone who understands me!"
(Y/N): *muffled* "Do- do you need a minute?" *Sees a "marshmallow"* "Hey a marshmallow."
Verosika: "Hm? What's-" *feels your hand on her "marshmallow"*moans* "Ooh...oh my... what are you-" *feels you sucking on the "marshmallow* "Oh yeah~. Oh such a talented mouth, I-"*cums**moans* "Ohh baby..."
Meanwhile with the others.
Babs: "Wonder what's taking them so long?"
Just then we see Verosika stumble out as she slumps on the couch, out of energy and red in the face.
Zee: "What happened?"
Verosika: *pants**pants*"His mouth was incredible.....It's official he's my boyfriend!....Just give me a minute so we can do........round 2...."
Jessica: "Jeez what did he do?"
Verosika: *Blushes* "He... sucked on my boobs. It really got me off."
Leslie: "That's it?"
Verosika: *Embarrassed* "...Yes."
Jessica: "Wait, are you embarrassed?"
Verosika: *Blushes* *waves her arms frantically* "Yes! I'm a succubus! I'm the one who's supposed to get him off, not the other way around! But the way he did it... it... it was so..." *shudders in arousement* "....amazing."
Desiree: "My word..."
Verosika: *Sits up* "I'm up for another round! I was almost close to lactating and popping his cherry. I'll pop his cherry, you'll see!"
Desiree then heads back into the Javelin as we see the girls look at each other.
Kara: "70 bucks says that she will get off first."
Zee: "I'll take that action."
Frenchie: 9 and a half hours later.
Verosika stumbles out with milk leaking from her breasts as she is now exhausted and sat on the couch.
Verosika: *Pants* *Pants* "Sweet... Lucifer."
Jessica: "What happened?"
Kara: "Did you pop his cherry cause I got 400 bucks say you didn't.."
Verosika: *blushes* "...No, I did not."
Kara: "Yes! Pay up everyone!"
Jessica: "How is this possible? I thought for sure he would-"
Verosika: "Yeah, me too, but, and this is a theory, I think it's his innocence that makes him..." *Blushes and in a blissful tone* "... Amazing..."
Babs: "Um, Desiree, just curious but did (Y/N)'s mom make any other wishes?"
Desiree: "Well the only wishes she made were the ones that assure him that he would not get a girlfriend and..." *Remembers* "Ohh..."
Carol: "What?"
Desiree: "She did make a wish assuring that her son keeps his innocence no matter what."
Kara: "So in other words, it's because of his mom (Y/N)'s innocence did-"*points to Verosika exhausted from round 2*"-that to her?"
Desiree: "Precisely, but I must admit it is quite impressive, even for me."
Jessica: "You should have seen it when he gave me a back rub."
Carol: "What did he do?"
Jessica: "I was too relaxed and aroused to remember what happened after the back rub. The last thing I remembered was that I was lactating, I felt like I came, and I could barely walk out of the bathroom."
Diana: *Realizes* "By the siren song of Aphrodite, of course."
Kara: "What?"
Diana: "Aphrodite once told me, that even if a mortal man is inexperienced in love making, they can do it without even knowing intercourse."
Kara: "So in other words, he's an innocent guy who can make women get off."
Verosika: *Realizes* "Duh, I forgot, any cinnamon roll, no matter how innocent, can get any lady off without knowing it."
Zee: "And with how innocent (Y/N) is, that means..."
Jessica: "He's a pro in bed without even knowing it."
Kara: "Soo... what do we do now?"
Verosika: "I say, he's fine the way he is."
Leslie: *holds up more money*"Double or nothing on Verosika popping his cherry with back up?"
Kara: "Oh It's so on!"
Verosika: "Oh boy, can someone get my phone from my pocket. I would do it myself but I can't move my hands right now."
We then see Zee grab Verosika's phone and she then holds it up to Verosika and she uses her nose to call her friends and Zee puts her phone up to Verosika's ear.
Verosika: "Girls, get to the human world asap."
Kiki: *over the phone* "Now? I'm with a bunch studs."
Verosika: "Forget them, I found a virgin boy so innocent that he made me get off twice without realizing it."
Coco: *Over the phone* "Your joking right?"
Verosika: "I can't move my arms because I am lactating and I'm too satisfied to lift them up and a human girl, who has magic, is holding my phone for me."
Milky: *over the phone* "Hmm, how good is he?"
Zee: "She came just by having her boobs sucked. Twice."
Apple: *over the phone* "Well dang, we'll get right over there."
Sometime later, we see Verosika's crew come into the room and Verosika is barely standing.
Milky: " Verosika are you okay?"
Verosika: "I've recovered, mostly..."
Coco: "So who's cherry we gotta pop?" *Sees Karen* "Oh uh, sorry kid, we don't do minors."
Karen: *Waves her arms* "I'm 14!" *Pouts*
Jessica: "He's on the Javelin. Just follow Verosika."
Coco: "Gotcha." *Sees Jessica's butt* "Woah, you got a big caboose."*spanks Jessica's butt making her yelp*"We would like some fun with this sometime~."
Jessica: "Oh come on! Even the succubi thinks my butt looks big."
Verosika: "Trust me, I've seen succubi with bigger butts, but yours takes the cake."
Apple: "It didn't just take the cake, it is the cake."
Milky: "Yeah, my cousin had a butt like yours and she ended up married to 10 husbands and 10 wives and carried around a lot of her babies. That's why she's called her the Breeding Demon because of her giant butt."
Jessica: *blushes*"Oh my gosh...."
Kiki: *Eyes Jessica's butt* "Hmm, now all we need is some frosting and we have ourselves a cake."
Carol: "Even demons are into Jessica?!"
Jessica: "Can you girls just stop drooling over my butt and pop (Y/N)'s cherry already!"
Kiki: "But isn't that what you wanna do?"
Jessica: *Remembers* "Fine I'm joining you girls."
Frenchie: 10 hours and 50 minutes later.
We see the girls stumble out and onto the couch.
Diana: "What happened?"
Verosika: *pants**pants*"He's..... A sex....god...."
Jessica: *Pants* *Pants* "But.... His cherry.... Not.... Popped."
Diana: "What!?! Even with a battalion of succubi and a green lantern was not enough?"
Verosika: *Blushes* "He was just... too nice..."
Apple: *Blushes* "The way he moves his tongue.......so erotic."
Milky: "Give me a week to get feeling back into my.....body."
Diana: "He could be better than Aphrodite."
Leslie: "800 bucks says that's true."
Babs: "Oh it's on!"
Diana: "But Aphrodite has no time to do such a thing."
Kara: "Can't you summon her? Isn't she like the poster child of Themyscira or whatever?"
Diana: "I cannot just summon Aphrodite whenever I please, she has better things to do than meddling with mortals."
???: "Excuse me?"
Everyone in the room then turns to see Aphrodite herself in the room.
Zee: "Uhh, Diana..."
Diana: "This is not my doing, Aphrodite how did you come here?"
Aphrodite: "I heard that an innocent boy got a group of succubi get off and I like to see this for myself."
Kara: "He's in the Javelin."
Aphrodite: "Thank you, now if you excuse me. Let the pro do her work."
Verosika: "Can we um, have your autograph?"
Kara: "Huh?"
Milky: "This is Aphrodite, she's a sex goddess, our kind of celebrity."
Aphrodite then blows a kiss as we see kiss marks appear on the succubi's heads.
Succubi: "Thank you!"
Diana: "Please be careful in there Aphrodite, he is a innocent boy that is incredibly erotic without realizing it."
Aphrodite: "Do not worry Diana, no man can out pleasure me."
Frenchie: 1 week later
We see Aphrodite stumble out of the ship and sit on the couch.
Aphrodite: "I......was.......wrong.......that felt......amazing!" *sighs* "But... alas, his purity, is still intact."
Leslie: "I win! Pay up guys!"
We then see everyone groan and give money to Leslie.
Diana: "Impossible! What did he do to you?!"
Aphrodite: "Well, the way he suckled on my bossom, then I lactated even more than Hera when Heracles suckled on her...It felt amazing.......He's mine to love now....I love him!"
Diana: "I...I..."
Zee: "Diana, it's time to face facts, his cherry can't be popped."
Kara: "Our boo is a cinnamon roll, in a good way."
Jessica: "Plus, there isn't anyone around who can pop his cherry."
Diana: "I suppose you are right, heh besides they would need to be incredibly beautiful."
Aphrodite: "And have flawless skin."
Meanwhile in Amity Park we see Paulina sneeze.
Danny: "You okay Paulina?"
Paulina: "Someone must be talking about me."
Back to you.
(Y/N): *Comes into the living room* "Hey you girls okay?"
Aphrodite: "We are okay.....we are satisfied thanks to your amazing skills in bed...."
(Y/N): "Well you had a lot of tension in your back."
Diana: "Wait... all that... was from a back rub?!"
Aphrodite: *Blushes* "His hands were amazing... it's like they were blessed by... well me."
Diana: "Did you?"
Aphrodite: "No..."
Diana: "Aphrodite..."
Aphrodite: "...Maybe?"
Kara: "Did you?"
Aphrodite: "Hm, maybe, but I don't keep track of who I bless and don't."
(Y/N): "What kind of blessings do you give?"
Aphrodite: "Oh um, the blessings of good will and beauty."
(Y/N): "Oh neat."
Leslie: "Like what kind of blessings cause given your track record you have to be able to do more than give a guy an awesome set of hands."
Aphrodite: "Well there's eternal beauty, larger proportions, and the power to procreate."
Leslie: "Oh okay."
Jessica: *Looks at her chest* "Eh, I'm okay with my chest."
Aphrodite: "I blessed the amazons with the power of procreation so that they might get kids one day."*to Diana*"Especially you, you might get triplets."
Diana: "Really?"
Aphrodite: "Of course, you might become an amazing mother."
Diana: "Ooh good to hear."
Carol: "You think there are other violet lanterns out there?"
(Y/N): "Hm, there's bound to be. Why, didn't you meet the other Violet Lanterns?"
Carol: "Well, I was busy chasing after Hal, a lot, but wherever they are I'm sure they're around."
Jessica: "I can take you to the home planet of the violent lanterns. I've been studying up on other lantern corps after you, Dexter, and Sinestro."
Carol: "Huh, neat."
Kara: "Well at least there's only 5 other lanterns on Earth."
Jessica: "6 actually?"
Kara: "Oh yeah, your mentor works with my cousin. Man, I always forget about him."
Carol: "Well the one thing even worse than a cat with a lantern ring, is a zombie with a lantern ring."
Kara: "Like that'll ever happen."
Meanwhile in Amity Park, we see Paulina walking down the street and she sees a small kitty cat.
Paulina: "Aww what are you doing in the street? You might get hurt."
Paulina helped the kitty out of the road as we see a drunk driver ram into Paulina killing her. Several days later, at Paulina's funeral we see everyone, except oddly Sam, was sad to see her go.
Priest: "May she rest in peace."
Dash: *cries like a big dumb baby*"Paulina!"
Several days later after the funeral, we see a black lantern ring float over Paulina's grave as fires a black beam to bring her back from the dead as the ring goes onto her finger.
Paulina: *Yawns* "Ughh, what happened?" *Sees the lantern ring* "Ooo, nice ring, but black is not really my color but I can make an exception."
Ring: "Paulina Sanchez, you have been chosen by the Black Lantern corps. You were so full of life before death and now you must use your power to bring death to your enemies."
Paulina: "Woah there buddy, I'm a lover, not a killer."
Ring: "Hmm, true but the ring will make your hunger insatiable. Letting instincts take over."
Paulina: *feels intense hunger*" Ugh, isn't there something else I could eat? I'm not a cannibal, my papa put me on a no meat diet."
Ring: *groans* "For the love of..." *Sighs* "Okay uh, well you can consume creatures that are long dead, if you can't find any then you have to resort to eating those of the living."
Paulina: "Okay....this new undead diet might ruin my figure."
Ring: "Yeah, welcome to the wonderful world of a zombie."
Paulina: "Well, is there a way I can turn myself human again?"
Ring: "Only if your hunger is satisfied will you change to your human form."
Paulina then sees a dead crow and her stomach is growling in hunger.
Paulina: *picks up the dead crow*"Well down the hatch."
Paulina then takes a bite of the dead crow and it tasted delicious to her.
Paulina: "I hate that it tastes good."
Paulina then starts eating the dead crow and then she finishes her first undead meal.
Paulina: "That was good, but I'm still hungry."
Ring: "Then perhaps the entrails of a certain jock might satisfy you?"
Paulina: "Eh, he wasn't really my boyfriend anyways."
Ring: "Good."
We later see Dash go to Paulina's grave to grave stone and he was crying over the death of Paulina.
Dash: "Why!?! Why did it have to be her, they should've taken me!"
???: "Hi Dash."
Dash then looks up and he sees Paulina in her black lantern form.
Dash: "Paulina, how are you-"
Paulina then tackles Dash and then she devours him.
Paulina: "Ughh... I hated that."
Ring: "You devoured him until there's nothing left." *Sees Paulina giving him the look* "Uh, but at least you have satisfied your hunger right?"
Paulina: "Yeah."*changes her human form* "Better, but after this, I'm gonna find a way to make myself permanently human again."
Ring: "See your reflection first."
Paulina then looks into a puddle and she is pale like a corpse.
Paulina: "Oooo, I rock the dead girl look. But still, I wish I had my tan back."*pulls out Dash's wallet*"Maybe I can get myself a spray tan?"
Ring: "Eh, it wouldn't be the same."
Paulina: "I guess so. Still though, I guess I need to get used to this. Maybe I can go to Metropolis, that's where Jessica lives."
Meanwhile, we see you sleeping and we see Jessica placing the Grandmaster Morpher next to you.
Jessica: "There. Let's hope you can do better than your mother."*kisses your forehead* "My sweet cinnamon roll."
We then see a black light shine outside as Jessica goes to it only for her to see it's Paulina.
Jessica: "Paulina? Is that you?"
Paulina: "Hi."*her eye popped out*"Oh sorry."
Paulina then picks up her eye and puts it back to her socket.
Jessica: "What... happened to you?"
Paulina: "I got killed by a trucker, and well this happened."
Jessica: *Sees the lantern ring on Paulina finger* "A lantern ring? A black one, wait what Kilowog say about black lanterns?"
Flashback
Kilowog: "Black Lanterns are powered by the black light of Death. Plus they're undead so uh, you might wanna be careful."
Flashback end.
Jessica: "Oh yeah." *Realizes* "Wait, Paulina, please don't eat me! I'm a vegan! "
Paulina: "Don't worry, I ate my exboyfriend and a dead crow so I'm good for now."*stomach growls*"Aw man, I'm hungry."
Jessica: "Oh don't worry I came prepared."
Jessica then runs off and brings some raw meat.
Jessica: "Here chow down."
Paulina Immediately took it and ate it all.
Paulina: "Mmm, ah, thanks Jess."
Jessica: "Anytime, so what are you doing here?"
Paulina: "I need help, I'm pale and while I'm rocking the dead girl look, I want to be human again, but I still want the ring."
Jessica: "Well you can't become a human and have the Black Lantern ring at the same time. You have to be dead in order to have the ring." *Gets an idea* "Unless, we control your cravings."
Paulina: "Well you better find good food cause your big butt looks good enough for me to eat right now if I'm hungry."
Jessica: "Don't even think about it."
Later, at Jessica's house, we see Jessica make a list of food for Paulina's new diet.
Jessica: "Okay, do not eat live people, the only things you can eat now are maggots, raw meats, and dead animals."*sees Paulina drooling and looking at her butt*"No you can't eat my butt."
Paulina: "Oh I don't mean in the zombie way."
Jessica: "Then what other way do you-" *realizes* "Ohh..."
Paulina: "Okay I am hungry and your butt just looks so delicious, can I at least have one bite?"
Jessica: "No, you can kiss and or lick, but no eating my caboose, that's for my boyfriend."
Paulina: *pays attention*"Sorry I wasn't paying attention, I'm just getting really hungry."
Jessica: "Paulina focus, you need to control your cravings before you cause a zombie apocalypse."*makes a grocery list*"This might be the worse thing I have-"*feels something biting her butt*"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Jessica then turns around and sees Paulina biting her butt.
Jessica: "Paulina...you're biting my butt."
Paulina: *muffled*"Sorry, it just looks so good to eat."
Paulina let go as she then kissed it to make it better.
Paulina: "Better?"
Jessica: "Hmm, a few more kisses on the other cheeks should do~."
Paulina: "Okay."
Paulina then starts kissing the cheeks until she bites Jessica's butt again.
Jessica: "AGAIN!!?! My butt is not a rump roast!"
Paulina: "Well..." *sees Jessica's look* "Okay I'm sorry."
Jessica: "You need to get your cravings under control, the list I made should help."
Paulina: *takes the list*"Thanks, let's see meat, dead animals, maggots, and-"
Jessica: "No! You can't eat my butt."
Paulina: "Please..."
Jessica: *Sighs* "You can only kiss and lick it, but no biting."*sees Paulina with puppy dog eyes*"......Fine but you can nibble it and that's it."
Paulina: "Thank you, and sorry it's my cravings."
Jessica: "It's fine."* flips her skirt up and exposes her butt to Paulina*"Just don't turn me into a zombie."
We then see Paulina nibbing onto Jessica's butt.
Jessica: *Giggles* "That actually tickles."
Paulina then continues to nibble and then she bites Jessica's butt.
Jessica: "AH! Dang it Paulina!"
Paulina: "Sorry, it was so good I just can't help myself!"
Jessica: *Sighs* "You need to control yourself, and I hope I don't become a zombie thanks to you."
Paulina: "Me too, you're too hot to be a zombie."
Jessica: "Thanks." *Brief pause* "I think?"
We later see Paulina using the list to shop for foot and look for some dead animals. After some time she managed to control her urges, as you see Paulina.
(Y/N): "So what's Paulina doing here?"
Jessica: "She was turned into a black lantern cause a drunk guy killed her." *realizes* "Wait, you know Paulina?"
Paulina: *sees you* "(Y/N)? Is that you?"
Jessica: "How do you two know each other?"
Paulina: "He was at my quinceanera."
(Y/N): "Since Danny Phantom couldn't show up, someone had to be there." *Realizes* "Oh uh, sorry if I wasn't at your funeral."
Paulina: "It's fine, you were busy and I understand."
(Y/N): "Well I'm not busy now, I guess we can catch up."
Paulina: "Awesome!"
Jessica: "Hang on, Paulina did you remember to eat?"
Paulina: "I had a dead raccoon for breakfast and some maggots. And I kissed your butt to control my urges."
(Y/N): "Wait what?"
Jessica: *Nervously giggles* "Nevermind that last part."
Paulina: "I took a bite of Jessica's butt cause I wasn't in control of my cravings."
You then check under Jessica's skirt and you see bite marks on her butt.
(Y/N): "Oof, don't worry I know what to do."
Jessica: "What?"
You then put some bandaids on the bite marks and then you kissed it.
(Y/N): "There better."
Jessica: *Blushes* "Um heh, thanks sweetie."
(Y/N): "Anytime."
Paulina: "Wait... he's your boyfriend?"
Jessica: "Yep, he's my boyfriend, he has a harem of girls."
Paulina: "Wow, well then."*Kisses you on the lips and then pulls back*"He's my boyfriend too!"
Paulina then tightly hugs you as she feels hungry again and looks at Jessica.
Jessica: "Oh no!"
Jessica then starts running offscreen and then we see Paulina chasing after her and then bites her on the butt offscreen.
Jessica: *offscreen*"Again!?!"
(Y/N): "I'll get the bandaids."
Next: Chapter 2: Clone Saga
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