1.WHO THOUGHT OF THE JUNGLE IN MINETOPIA?! Huh!? If you spawned in there,you proubally died. A lot. 

2. Stampy.is.awesome.

3.the nether is a death trap disguised as an adventure. Cobblestone,arrows and a will. Yes. It's that bad.

4.Herobrine is VERY sentive. Names are Asking for death. Literay. 

5. Random time. NOSE HAIR! MOUTH EYES! MOUTH HAIR! NOSE EYES! Random time is over.