AGGRIEVE!

You read a book of dark arts from a video game, hoping to curse her!! It doesn't work!

She aggrieves, offering you a dark painting for your room!! Argh!

ABSCOND!

It's too bright in here!! You say, and return to your comfortingly dark and dreary room.

==>Please be someone else.

You are now Cardea. You are preparing for this silly game your silly sister wants to play. She said to gather your all precious belongings. But she doesn't command you! You gather only some!!

You captachlouge the toy Solider, your School Uniform, the Radioactive Geode, your Night Vision Goggles, your trusty rare burgundy Lipstick, and the Family Photo!

All go into the Strife Sylledex, where you have to defeat a solider in order to get your item! Permelia gave you this.

Huh? You're being pestered?

Wait... No you arent! You're being trolled! Aaarhhg!

-- began trolling CommanderYoungster at 00:001

God. You hate those kids. Won't they leave you alone?

Oh hey, your sis is trying to contact you!

==>Cardea: Answer
concaveReflect started pestering commanderYoungster at 0:00
CR: ITS TIME
CR: GET YOUR GAME AND INSTALL IT!!
CY: okay okay!
CY: I'm going now!!

You quickly start installing the game.

CR: okay okay, good.
CR: whoo.
CR: you're eben's server player.
CR: now I have to go!!

concaveReflect ceased pestering commanderYoungster

CY: wait!!
CY: urgh!!
CY: FINE THEN.
CY: USELESS SISTER

You go your bulky Windows 2008 computer, and begin to help your solider.

==>

You are now the solider. You are watching shit get dumped everywhere. Your sink is blocking your bed, your toilet's on the roof like some lame chimney ornament, and your bed's in the yard. Also there's a pine tree growing in your room now.

It has only been ten god damned minutes.

But on the brighter side, she made a bunch of cool stuff and OH MY GOD IS THAT A METEOR

Suddenly that big thing in your room breaks, and now there's a ball of light floating around?

CommanderYoungster(CY) started pestering fractalPractal(FP) at 0:01
CY: Eben! I got eveything ready for you! Here's what I need you to do!
CY: combine the kernel sprite floating around with something. ANYTHING. Then take one of those navy totems I made and put it on the alchemiter! The huge circle thing!

==>Even: combine sprite with something. ANYTHING.

You look around, trying to find something.

"NIERAWR!"

Oh fuck naw.

==>

You are now Permelia, gathering the stuff you'll need. You quickly send something to Eben. He'll want something from you. You don't need much. It'll be just a quick trip to the front of the house. The journals said this is where to go. But you don't need to go now. You have to wait until Cardea gets Eben in, and then, wait until Saki starts playing with her. You wish you could meet Ebby and Saki in person. But oh well.

==>Permy: Be Eben

You would, really. But Ebby is busy right now. But perhaps you could be Cardea instead?

==>Be Cardea

"What."

CY: solider...
FP: do not
FP: say
FP: anything
CY: is that...??? Is that a lion/dragon hybrid?
FP: CHIMERA.
FP: IT'S A CHIMERA.
FP: when I was young I tried to build one so that I'd have a friend, but it didn't work exactly. Now it's just creepy.
CY: why does it have a human face
FP: I WAS TEN OKAY
CY: you should hurry.

==>
CR: shits about to go down, but don't panic! Just wait until cardea or me contacts you.
CR: Don't worry, Saqui. You'll be fine.

You are Permelia again. Wow. You are not ready for this. You don't gather any of your stuff. You won't need it. It's what the journals say. But it's ok. You're ready to go outside.

[S] This is Fine(Remix of Enter)==>