Braces(rubber bands):
WTF people?! I can't even open my mouth to eat my burger, let alone bite this kid in the neck!

When you were up late:
Uggggggggggggg!(wait, that's me all the time. I'll try again:)
Aaaaaaaaaaach! The light! My eyes!*flaps hands in air like a chicken who had a few too many cups of coffee*

When someone asks you why you're so quiet:
I'm so sick of you stupid people. All of you. Vampires shouldn't have to go to school. All you idiots are extremely tempting.

When you spill:
Crap I just spilled my drink all over myself so it looks like I was just stabbed. Or that I just got my... Ew.

When you read that book with vampires in it:
Oh look at me, I'm a vampire so I evaporate in the light and wear black and talk all veird like thees. Vow, real oreegeenal you patheteec morons. Vow.