This is something my friend and I made up on the way home from a track meet. It's just supposed to be funny, not offensive. Feel free to act it out!

School bus full of girls coming home from a track meet pulls into parking lot where a group of boys is standing.

Girl1:
Uh, guys?
Where's the bus?

Boys:
*Look down.*
*Shuffle feet.*
*"Discreetly" point at each other to indicate who should speak.*
*all hands end up pointing to boy1*

Boy1:
Um... Funny story that... Yeah... So about that...

Boy2:
*coughs*
*hacks*
*chokes*

Boy3:
*thwacks boy2 on back*

A piece of something flies out of boy2's mouth. It is part of a bus seat.

Girl2:
You ATE THE BUS?

Boy2:
Noooo....

Boy3:
Noooo....

All the boys:
Noooooo.....

All the girls:
*give raised eyebrow look and put hands on hips*

All the boys:
Yeah....

Girl3:
*Rolls eyes and hands girl1 twenty bucks*

Boy4:
What's the cash for?

Girl1:
She didn't believe me when I said you'd eat the bus.

Boys:
*gape in awe*

Girl2:
What happened to the bus driver?

Boy1:
He made a run for it.

Optional extra bit(with cute ending):

Girl4:
Wasn't there a tree here?

Boys:
No
No
They took it out
No
There wasn't a tree

Boy5:
What's a tree?

A burp is heard from the back of the crowd.

Girl1:
Ok, who was that?

Guy coaches:
*guiltily raise hands*

Girls coach:
Really boys?

All the girls including the coach:
*start laughing*

All guys including coaches:
*also laugh, though some clutch a bit at their stomachs*

The end