Okay! So, one of my neighbors has a pet cat. I was just causally petting it and with out warning the d*mn thing bit me!! Like WTF dude?! I was being nice and you decided....

Hey! Let's f*ck this person's day all up and make them wear 5 bandaids on their arm and one on their leg! Why? Because why the hell not?

I USED TO LIKE YOU A**HOLES!!! SCREW THIS! BACK TO LIKING DOGS I GO!!!