Patrick Stump, lead singer of Fall Out Boy, amazing solo artist, Soul Punk, adorable husband and father to Elisa Stump and Declan Stump, loyal best friend (presumably to Pete Wentz), and inspiration to countless teenagers, turned thirty two on the twenty seventh of April this 2016. I know the odds are 4 million to one, or 99.9989% chance that he will not see this, but this is what I want to say to him.

Happy 32 Birthday Patrick!!!

Thank you for making the world that much of a better place...

Through the years...

His response...

Embarrassed yet amused.