(Ppl in this @W31RD0_Idk0325 and @narcotichalcyon) 

Claire: Eeeh- 

Me: Mmm! 

Lisa: Mmm~ pride! 

Pride: *just minding their business* 

Me: My friend! Cuts their hair at the salon! I felt it once! ITS SO SOFT! 

Lisa: C'mon Bonnie! Hook a sister up! 

Claire: they look like a Hobo- 

Me: A HOT HOBO!!! 

Claire: we all know what real hot people are! *insert BTS* 

Lisa: Yeah but they are so so far away- and their tickets Cost a lot of money- Prides right here! 

Me: AND FREE (kinda) 

(P.S. THE BTS THING IS A JOKE!!! OK!! IDK IF THEY SIMP FOR BTS LMAO)