Alex: HEY Y/N!! 

Y/n: what?...

Alex: your dog/Cat is dead! 

Y/n: w-w-what!?

Alex: mhm! It got hit by a car!!!!!!!!

Y/n: *runs outside to see their dog/cat laying down a pile of fake blood* NOO *insert pets name* 

Alex: *picks the Dog/Cat up and it wakes up* LIRPA SLOOF!!!!

Y/n: *eye twitches* ..........Really alex.....