Spirit after getting into an argument with his friends: y'all are some ignorant fucking cunts. 

Everybody: *gasps* 

Lust: *sighs* he can pee in me any time~ 

Taylor: Seriously, Linc, what the fuck. 

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Lust: if I'm having an attitude and you just Looking at me then grab my neck and tell me to shut up- yeah ima need you to- 

Jake: *playing kid friendly music to censor lust* 

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*lust and spirit just getting together*

Spirit: I guess we can play 21 questions- I'll go first- so- what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Lust: Doritos cool ranch- ok! My turn! Are you a Virg-

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Spirit: hey, babe- ima start gaslighting you

Lust: you're gonna Start what?

Spirit: Gaslighting you- 

Lust: gaslighting me? What does that mean?

Spirit: that's not what I said- 

Lust: you just said- Gaslighting- me?

Spirit: can you pay attention?

Lust: I am! I'm just trying to understand what you're saying- 

Spirit: you need to calm down- 

Lust: What do you mean? I'm just trying to ask you What you mean- 

Spirit: you're being aggressive!

Lust: *starts yelling in Spanish* 

Spirit: *starts crying laughing*

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Dream: you're A funny looking thing aren't you- *going in to touch lusts earring*

Lust: Don't! That's my grandmas!

Dream: *mocking him* "oh that's my grandmas" *normal voice* I ATE MY GRANDMA- 

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Sloth: *laying on his bed*

Lust: bro- what are you doing?

Sloth: do you have friends?

Lust: yes I have friends?

Sloth: not me bro- 

Lust: *laughing*

Sloth: its just me- 

Lust: *crying laughing*

Sloth: no cap- 

Lust: *wheezing*

Sloth: *gets up* ok! I'm hungry! Let's go eat!