Lust: ok guys! What does it mean! When you really want someone! And you know they want you! But no matter what you do they don't seem to want ask you out-

Taylor: it means you're a total booty call-

Jake: *gasp* Taylor! Don't say that!

Taylor: well you were thinking it!

Jake: but you said it!

Taylor: *giggles*

Jake: well! What he means to say is! Maybe you're making yourself seem too.. Attached-

Lust: aw come on you guys! Don't act like you've never done it before! You know how it is when you really care about someone! I mean.. You call them all day long because you just wanna know how their day is going! Y'know? And what they're thinking about! And if they're thinking about.. You..

Taylor: *horns turn blue a little*

Lust: And you spend all day trying to find the perfect outfit! You even change your hairstyle just so he'll take a second look-

Taylor: *horns turn normal and he crosses his arms* Well, they never notice-

Jake; Taylor! Stop being a bummer!