I know I am not trusted with cooking, the last time I cooked I melted a bowl to the stove and burned my hand.

XD yeah... so that shows how great of a person I am...

Not really, but my friend asked me if I wanted to ever get married and I said, "you know it would be nice, but I can't even hold a relationship with my cat."

It is true asf.

ALL HAIL KAYKIT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

*coughs* well now that that's done...

Down to the business here, ya'll need to give me "*blank* x reader one shots" because I am gonna let Ayana publish them when I write them. :) pleeeaaasessee I don't have any ideas or plots.