I have a cabinet in my kitchen with poptarts and other breakfast delicacies in it. So I was tired and hungry, got up, walked into the kitchen, and neared the cabinet. I reached my hand out towards the handle, firmly grasping, and gave it a light tug. That's when it all fell apart. The handle broke off, and I stared at it for a few seconds, thinking 'what?', before I finally put it back. Miraculously, it stuck back on. I thought 'I'll take my chances with the waffles.' And strolled towards the refrigerator.

So, that was a true story. And you might be wondering, why did I stretch all that out? Well, I'm trying to find a way to expand a few seconds into paragraphs.