How this chapter is probably gonna end up.

In all seriousness, I want to take a look at everything so far. It's been...what? Three years? Almost, and the fact this is the 300th chapter of randomness really goes well with that. So, what better way, that to do it from the beginning?

When I first joined Wattpad under the alias dinoblox225 (thankfully, i changed my name), I was just a wee little lad, who barely understood...well, anything, really. I quickly found something called "roleplaying" and I'm glad I did, as that's about 90% of my account. I looked for some Pokémon roleplays and stumbled across one by one Shannongrier10 , who also happened to be the one to teach me the basic etiquette of roleplaying.

Later, I discovered books like these existed, and so I went through from there. The first book evolved, and was rightfully called RANDOMNESS THAT MAKE YO LIFE SPICY. It evolved from there, and eventually was finished, before turning into this book, from which it devolved into hamiltrash (although to be fair, it was in the title). Finally, it evolved a bit more, and now we're here.

But no longer must you worry, nor long for the days the randomness books weren't hamiltrash! For those times will in the future be forgotten as the Dark Ages! Now, this book will move forward, carefully forward into that bright, shining doorway we call the future. Let's raise a glass of...uh..."apple juice" to our 300th chapter of pure randomness, and hope for many more! Let us forget the dark ages of tribulation, and push forward into a better, brighter era for all of us!

Have a beautiful day you ugly ass rats and I hope to see you in the next few chapters.

To the future! In posterum!

Onwards to the future!