2017: Oh man, I bet 2018 is gonna suck

2016: Yeah, it's useless.

2018: What? You think I can't hear you? YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I WAS BORN YESTERDAY?!

~A true story~

*gastly uses astonish*

Trainer: Wow, a gastly with astonish. Well, I guess you could say...

Gastly: Don't do it

Trainer: I was...

Gastly: i fOOKIN DARE U

Trainer: flabbergasted