Alright, alright.

Seriously.

Play Cupid?!

Dude...I was so good at that when I was younger.

Now I'm all like, love...gross.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

No, really.

I'm serious this time.

I have to get my friend a man.

Not some little egotistical, chauvinistic, "I like to play games with girl's hearts" boy.

A MAN.

And I don't mean some old guy.

Cuz really...guys can be real men at any age.

I know an 18yo that's more man than some so-called men twice his age.

So seriously...again.

Yep.

The role of Cupid shall be played by mich, mě, ako, moi...

...in other words, by yours truly.

Sooooo...

Here's my plan.

I have a lot of guy friends around the globe irl and on the blessed gift of social media.

My friend...who, yes, is female...is also on social media.

As a matter of fact, she's even on our beloved wattpad.

She's smart...

...she's funny...

...she's hot...

...like, the good kinda hot.

She's a freaking exotic beauty.

For real.

Yes, I've seen her.

Duh.

And since I'm on wattpad more than my other social media accounts...

...because really, 7 fucking accounts is a lot to keep up with for someone with a damn schedule as busy as mine plus 3 email accounts, too...

...I'm taking it to y'all.

HELP MEH!

I absolutely will not share any info in the comments, tho, so don't even think of asking.

It's kinda like me never answering the phone, but I text a million words a minute.

Yeah.

So pm me.

Doesn't sound much like a plan.

Oh well, fuck it.

It couldn't hurt to try.

😏😏🙌🙌😉😉🙌🙌😁😁