I swear to bob if my phone rings one more time before noon I'm gonna have to go buy a new phone because this one will be smashed against the wall. How is it possible that my phone has rang 17 times in the last 3 hrs? I don't think it rings that much in a week! And on a day when I didn't have to wake up to an alarm!

Note to self: turn all notification tones off on your phone before your drunken slutty friends take take you on another bender. Here's hoping I didn't drunk text anyone or at least make a fool of myself to anyone I did talk to (you know who you are). 😒

I foresee even more tylenol, aleve, water, and coffee in my near future.

And at least I still look hot! 😉