1. Trying to 'be a sister to every girl scout' and give new members a shot at selling cookies in school, but still trying to reach that 100 goal so you can get that patch you've been eyeing for like 6 years now

2. Trying to come up with a response when people say they don't eat cookies without slamming their head into a wall

3. Trying to figure out where the money actually goes

4. Trying to explain to people that Cookie Season may not be scientifically accepted but is a real season. And Cookie Fever is worse than Summer Fever, death is 10x more likely

5. Never having time to write on Wattpad bc you are always trying to win that next award