This is sort of for someone I follow. Swans x Signas....

i mean swans are scientifically called Cygnus'

lol

Kyra: *looks at Signas with a blank face* *then at her duck* *then Signas* *then her duck*

Signas: .-.

Kyra: signas

Signas: yes?

Kyra: i think Komandur here likes your swan

Signas: ...wtf

Kyra: ._.

Komandur (Mah Pet Duck :3): *nuzzles Cygnus (Signas' swan, who's idea i got from the person i follow (you can probably guess who from the name Swan lol))* *quacks quietly*

Kyra: ehm

Kyra: Signas our pets are in love

Signas: can i kill myself now

Kyra: sure

Kyra: in fact here *hands signas a knife*

Signas: *walks to his room* tell Zero he's promoted to commander and X that he's promoted to second in command

Kyra: will do!

~Later~

Signas: GOD WON'T LET ME DIEEEEE *crying*

Kyra: it's okay bro *pats his back* satan might but i dunno if you have sinned

Signas: mY LIFE IS A SINNNNN *still crying*

Komandur: *still sitting by Cygnus*

Kyra: tON-TON IS BETTER THAN YOU KOMANDUR -.- *picks up pet bunny that has bright red eyes and pure white fur*

Sans: cHARA NO!

Kyra: sans this is my pet bunny you imbecile

Satan (le my brother xD): *walks in* wHERE'S THE HETALIA

Kyra: signas took it again ;/

Signas: vODKA bEACH

Kyra: wtf are you russian?

Signas: yes

Kyra: o^o

Satan: well then *walks away*

Kyra: so uh signas

Signas: yeah?

Kyra: wanna separate our pets from now on? ;-;

Signas: YES.

Kyra: solved that issue lol