I'm back to being single! XD

#NoRegrets #PranksGoneWrong

So, my (ex) girlfriend played a prank on me and said she had been cheating on me, and I wasn't about to let her take the win, so I said that I was actually hoping she'd break up with me and that I have other people in line, all the while of me acting sassy and taking all 15 kids over my custody. A little after she actually broke up with me. XD The truth of it is that we had an abusive relationship (mentally and emotionally, not physically...ok maybe a little) and I was trying to find the nicest way to break it to her, cuz' I'm like that, and I'm kinda glad we broke up cuz' like shit, your very existence now causes me stress, why don't we stop that? So...yeah. 

Also, the suicide prank obviously failed since I suck at that emotional crap. XD

(P.S. Kitsune,  @kitsunesuccubus-chan , I blame you for finding my comment even tho I tagged u XD)