You remember when I requested the vote sheet for who wanted to do what and whatever and that y'all would get "Storytime With Nova!" For it? Well, fuck that. Muh.

SSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm gonna tell you about something that happened today, actually. It's probably the highlight of my day! So, in Math class, we were working on coordinate problems, and our Math teacher (Let's call him "Mr. Guy") was doing his usual walks around the classroom like he usually does when some people are off task (*cough cough* Me and Bee *cough cough*) doing other things like drawing or sleeping, (*having a coughing fit, about to get spontaneous asthma*) and then he came around to the back of the class, near his coffee table. (That's where all the gay nerds sit. Aka Me, Lulu, and Bee. Also rarely Utashi) His worst mistake. We somehow ended up talking about hairy legs, and I told him that I had the Amazon forest attached to my skin. Then I showcased how hairy my legs were. (I haven't shaved for 3 months TvT) He's traumatized. Also, keep in mind this is the same girl that starts screaming hella gay things (And Hamilton lyrics) In the middle of class. Then he said, "If that's the Amazon, then what's this?" And he showcased his hairy legs. JESUS CHRIST THEY WERE HAIRY! Like, jee, Mr. Guy, go get the chainsaw! You got a date! And then I said they were probably lava or some shit. Let's just say, that our homeroom teacher could probably hear me and Bee laughing in hysteria.

Also, while I was changing the song when I was writing (Cuz' I can't write without music on, it's stressing.) There was a really inappropriate and hilarious commercial for gummy candy factories. It was...just...GOLD! "My favorite part is that the females grow full size, as of the males just stay bite-sized. Sometimes, they get shy, and that's where I come in. (*Imagine a small gummy bear being stuffed in the VJ of a full sized gummy bear, the size of an adult head, with a gloved human finger helping out*)" WELP JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD SEEN IT ALL!