Me: //peacefully watching Game Theory live//

Cousin: //sits next to me// Who ya watching?

Me: Game Theory

Cousin: Nice //starts watching Jacksepticeye//

Me: ... //turns up volume on phone//

Cousin: Can you turn it down a bit?

Me: ME? TURN MINE DOWN?!

Cousin: Woah jeez why are you yelling?

Me: YOUR WATCHING JACK. I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF!

Cousin: GOOD POINT!